Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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Comments (669)
nameless1234 0
that's so sad it's not even funny
nerdsgetmehot 23
Oh, shut up. I'm still attractive, you fool.
misspinkpokadot 0
two words BOOB JOB just sayin
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm okay without a boob job, thanks.
xandra12791 8
meh. I feel your pain. pffft. XD
JJ123456 0
do i here boob job anyone ?
nerdsgetmehot 23
No thank you.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Dude, 50 000 other people already suggested the same thing, and Nerds has told them all she doesn't want one. Can't you think up something else that might help her? No? Then shut your trap, you superficial bitch. By the way, it's hear*, not here.
reiu1489 0
I'm 21 weigh 100pounds and I have really nice boobs that turn men head all in all my boobs are big for my size cause I'm a small person XD
nerdsgetmehot 23
Oh, good grief. Did you really post here just to brag? Genetics aren't something we can control; it's not like when I was in my ma's womb I said "Hey, I'd just love to come out with some itty bitty *******!" You didn't choose your body, and I didn't choose mine. I find it sickening that most people here seem to assume that I can't be attractive if I don't have huge bazoomas.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Nerds, people are dicks. Had I seen this earlier, I would have given them shit too. That's just incredibly rude... people can be attractive with boobs of any size. If men can be attractive at any weight, why should women be any different? Attractiveness is subjective, anyway. Reiu, I really hope you've got something other than boobs to flaunt. You clearly don't have intelligence or tact. Without those I can't see you getting too far. Looks fade, darling.
sjcluvslbm 0
lmao I'm 16 and I wear a C.
5t3ff1k4h 47
LMAO no one cares. Way to be superficial and judge people based on their boob size. Shall I start judging you on your nose size?
robinsixtwo 0
that sucks dude
RedRamblinTech 0
Nerds, after perusing a few of your YT videos, I have to say you really are something special. I find your sense of humor quite funny and endearing. We all have our internal monologue, our fears and doubts, but the more we focus on the positives, the better life gets. :) I've gotta say, you have quite a few things going for you. I can't vote YLS or YDI, as I can't find a negative in all of this. Cheer up! You're awesome. Also, kudos to 5t3ff1k4h for being a stand-up person. Gotta love the superficial and self-absorbed ignorance of so many people on here.
ellajanson 5
stuff :P
rcloca 10
Sorry I wanted to thumbs down not up.
ashleyb104 0
you could always tell people ur a gymnast or something, they're supposed to have flat chests cause it's all muscle