Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML
Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML
Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML
Today, while I was cooking, my dogs were messing around behind me. I suddenly felt a painful bite on my ass cheek and instinctively kicked back. I then realized it was my 3-year-old daughter, who was laying on the floor crying with a nose bleed. FML
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random__user 0
You deserved it, you idiot. The puppy didn't though.
sexyx0sandyyy 0
awww! poor puppy!!! how cute/sad!
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Comments (359)
darkmis1 18
83: it is normal for a dog to do that. he was adopted, which means he wuz either a stray or abused. either way, he had a bad past and that kick in the face wouldve just reminded him of it. poor puppy :-(
mishel 0
Who kicks at a mosquito?......
CaptainJellyBean 0
Question: Who kicks mosquitos? Usually one would think to just slap it.
Fails_at_life 0
not gonna lie, i laughed pretty hard
Dhamy 0
Oh my gosh! So cute/sad!
tRiViUm256 0
i'll be honest, i've done that to my cat before.. but he doesnt run in a corner and pee every time i get near him =
shimaSTARS 0
Wtf, how could you not know what a mosquito and a puppy difference. You deserved it, a little puppy might as well keep on remembering the memory.
leighandnaomi 0
thats sooooooooo mean when my puppy was smaller i didnt do that, i looked
phoenixxrisingxx 0
@ # 17. Ever smacked a mosquito? Now, I know you didnt have a psychic connection with that specific part of your leg to know there was a mosquito there. You felt it smart one. Sure, they have a numbing chemical so you dont feel it as much, but, nerves are an amazing thing. And they can feel mosquitoes. -_-
pooptown 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!