colorguard13
Maryville, United States
Today, I was telling my aunt that I had achieved my blue belt in karate. Looking at my short hair, she says, "You're going to end up a lesbian." Thanks Aunt L. Love you too. FML
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skip_m 6
And a crime fighter.
xautumnwillsx 15
There's nothing wrong with that.
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skip_m 6
And a crime fighter.
TwitchingNebula 17
I didn't hear a no in there...
xSunnyOlivia 17
A crime fighting lesbian.
Druu 53
Karate chop her homophobic ass!
AKGirlinSD 20
What does being a lesbian have anything to do with making it to a blue belt? Enjoy the progress you've made and ignore your grandma, OP.
AKGirlinSD 20
I meant aunt*
perdix 31
#2, you're not supposed to use your karate skills to fight name-calling, only real physical attacks. You could lose your mojo in the dojo.
zandalee 20
Don't loose you mojo at the dojo! She's just a mofo... ;)
perdix 31
#52, damn, I thought I made that up!
keepcalmandbacon 16
I wouldn't say that her aunt is homophobic, just because she associates short hair and self defense with being a lesbian. I'd say she just stereotypes people.
xautumnwillsx 15
There's nothing wrong with that.
nnnope 26
I love how physical features are constantly attribute to sexuality, and then people act like that'd be a bad thing even if it was true. Who gives a shit if you "end up a lesbian?" I doubt your hair & passion for martial arts would have anything to do with it.
Kalipczo 21
Older generations are a lot more conservative than our very liberal generation. Try not to take it to heart OP. Back in her day girls were supposed to have long hair and not know a thing about fighting. Congrats on learning self defense I bet your hair looks awesome.
Chucklikesbacon 12
Couldn't have said it better!
Ins0mau 20
Very liberal generation? In the U.S?
Brandonep 13
Not quite sure how learning self defense is liberal. Though if anything it would be the other way around. Didn't you see those rape tips that some liberal college posted? Instead of fighting back you should vomit or urinate... WTF? (NOTE: I realize that the people who wrote those tips are more extreme, I'm not trying to paint all liberals as being this way) But regardless I don't view karate as being a partisan sport, I don't see why you drug ideology into it.
PenguinBitch 44
Didn't you know? Aunt L. is a karate master. She sees that you're ready physically but are you ready mentally? It's a test and as long as you ignored and kept a steady posture against her insults, you'll pass. *bows head*
zandalee 20
..."That will do pig."
Begiz 12
Well, your last statement kinda proves it doesn't it? ;)
Luxord33 8
Lol what??
perdix 31
Get her in a Scissors Lock and tell her you won't let go until she takes it back. However, after scissoring your aunt for a while, you may prove her to be correct!
mackdeezy 22
At least it wasnt a grandma this time
zandalee 20
Grandma's taking a nap right now, she's exhausted from all of her mischief making and is recharging. She'll be back.
LuffyClone 1
Is Blue Belt a high belt in Karate?
Bakarra 22
I'd pray that that last tidbit about the order wasn't necessary but you know people these days...haha
The_Big_Boss 20
I'm a black belt so.. I'll tell you. Blue is like the middle level belt
ComeAtMeBr0 4
it goes white, yellow,blue & i forget the rest
ananas99_fml 10
Its not middle, its starting to get high, green or even orange is middle.
Arokthis 21
It depends on the style. Mine goes white, blue, green, brown, black. A similar style goes white, yellow, orange, green, blue, brown, black.