Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Today, I unpacked in my new, non-air conditioned apartment wearing nothing but underwear, a tank top and an apron to stay cool. Later, I realized I'd crossed through the complex to my car and the dumpster many times, and arranged my deck overlooking the parking lot, without ever donning shorts. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I confidently walked into what I thought was my friend's apartment for a party, only to find a confused elderly couple staring at me. Turns out, I was not only three doors down from where I thought his front door was, I was also on the wrong floor. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML
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good_associate 0
Why wouldn't you just change in the restroom at your work?
mewzik 0
Never ever do that unless a friend is there to block you
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Comments (77)
kwbuzz23wk 0
what nice place shares a parking lot with an apartment complex? maybe our areas are different. but you HAVE to notice an apartment complex!
TotalStar 0
OP noticed the comples before, but didnt notice the old man.
mewzik 0
Never ever do that unless a friend is there to block you
ritzy 0
creepyy
good_associate 0
Why wouldn't you just change in the restroom at your work?
Cartoony 0
Must be a pervert... >.>
ii_tayman 0
No shit
phoyos 0
heres an idea. just wear the clothes you already had on. FYL.
your_face 15
#6 - the person probably has to wear a uniform to work. Or his/her work clothes weren't nice enough for the restaurant. That sucks - FYL, but you also deserve it for not seeing the apartment complex q: And like #4 said, you could have changed before leaving work.
colortherainbowx 0
Who changes in a public parking lot? YDI, dumbass.
rachel13_fml 0
OMG noooo cut puppy)):
cant_touch_this 0
Number 4 is right.