Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML
Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML
Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML
Today, while I was cooking, my dogs were messing around behind me. I suddenly felt a painful bite on my ass cheek and instinctively kicked back. I then realized it was my 3-year-old daughter, who was laying on the floor crying with a nose bleed. FML
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random__user 0
You deserved it, you idiot. The puppy didn't though.
sexyx0sandyyy 0
awww! poor puppy!!! how cute/sad!
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elfuzzo 0
Puppy had it coming.
stargirl14 0
lol more like **** your dogs life
wolfman1224 0
How can you live with yourself? Your deserve to die asshole.
neverland_fml 0
How does a dog feel like a bug-bite? Wow, dogs remember those kinds of actions for a long while. He'll probably be skittish from now on. YDI but **** you dog's life.
BRBICECREAMTRUCK 0
everyone who says how can a puppy feel like a mosquito has obviously never had a dog before. my dog sniffs my leg all the time and i think its some sort of bug
cinnaness 0
Awwwe, poor puppy. :(
Julle_fml 0
That's terrible!! Poor dog...
evanwilliams 4
#125, I never condoned striking a puppy. You have to teach the difference between right and wrong, once it learns that peeing in the house is a 'bad' thing, you teach it the right thing to do and it will learn very quickly. That is where positive reinforcement comes into play. You don't reinforce a bad action, you teach it the correct action and reinforce that. Making them smell their urine on a carpet while scolding them teaches them that peeing on the floor is the wrong thing to do. It's such a common practice, I'm surprised that, with your extensive knowledge of pet training, you have never heard of this. Dogs are dogs, not people, you have to be their pack leader, and teach them what you want them to do and not do. They will respect you and love you more for that than letting them control you.
ruth4 0
When I'm busy with my hands.. like doing the dishes or whatever I would kick if I felt a bug or fly around my leg too. I feel bad for the puppy, but it doesn't seem to be injured and it will all be fine folks. FYL.. you don't deserve some of these comments, it was an accident that most likely won't happen again
spongebobrocks 0
Who kicks mosquitos?