Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I intended to propose to her. The $2000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the lake. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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samantha246 0
did you tell her?
RaspberryBerret 0
thats horrible =( i'd be so pissed if i were you, that ring was prolly expensive >>
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Ligerie 0
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Aww well its the thought that counts.
IamSpartacus 0
You guys should go hiking, and "playfully" push her off a cliff.
bmach 0
Not when it's a ******* engagement ring. You're not going to tell people you're engaged and say "Here's my ring" and point to nothing on your finger. The thought can't count there. The whole point of it all when buying an engagement ring is to have a physical representation.
Bashar_fml 0
#59 FTW and umm, i guess it was just not meant to be
Ligerie 0
what ever it is the thought that counts many people don't have wedding rings. Its about the love not the piece of metal on your finger. they can get another.
sozeyourface 0
LOL!! and holy hell i would never give up trying to find that thing! get some divers on that shit, pronto
UpYourself 0
Lol 59 awesome
elss 0
Plenty of people don't have engagement rings. It's wedding rings that matter anyway.
shinobisama 0
@#59: LOL!!! "Playfully push her off a cliff." You could also "playfully trip her down a huge flight of stairs", hahaha... but seriously, good luck to you--this's the first FML I've gaped at in a while.
Wombats111 0
59, I dont think that solves the problem. If he did that then he wouldnt have a ring or a girlfriend which is one step farther than just not having a ring. One more thing, if she pushed you off after you proposed then it is probably a no.
ydi_ruuc 0
Not only did he lose a symbol of their engagement, but lost a couple hundred dollars.Think about it.I don't think he or his girlfriend care about a thought.
immazombeastxD 0
ahahaha it's a SIGN!!!
mizjazzibabi 0
lmfao ur hilarious.!
Travesty911 14
#62, hey, those things often cost a BIT of money bitch.
snarkytruth 37
That's true but if you told her she would either dive after it immediately or find a diver first thing and she would never give up on it that's for sure. Just have to figure out a way to mark the spot. But you're right a lot of people don't have rings they don't have to be expensive either.
samantha246 0
did you tell her?
capilot 10
Yeah. The FML *she* would write would be heart-breaking.
Wintersun 0
Awwww that's terrible.
Fernmelder 0
That really sucks for you... FYL
RaspberryBerret 0
thats horrible =( i'd be so pissed if i were you, that ring was prolly expensive >>
realggirl 0
Yeah, never push anyone into the water. You can never know what they have in their pockets that could get damaged.
8trickster8 0
The mystery would make it all the more fun!
sillyking44 0
Dang, i feel sorry for you man. FYL
lovexinstead 0
Search party to get it back!
sikanderimran 0
tell her that's why you're not getting married to her and yell BITCH at the end.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Well, SOMEONE doesn't like women...
PrincessCastiel 27
Oooh I like woman!!
Alice_Renee 0
poor you. :(
Four 0
I'm sure she feels like an idiot now :)