Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML
Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML
Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I've only just got my license and waved someone through at a four-way stop because I was nervous. They waved back. We both kept waving while traffic built up behind us. Someone finally honked, and we both panicked and went at the same time. I stalled the car in the intersection. FML
Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML
Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML
Today, I was driving when the light in front of me turned yellow and I didn't know what to do, so I braked and ended up halfway in the intersection, blocking the turn lane. A guy who was turning slammed on his brakes and started beeping and yelling. I panicked, hit the gas, ran off the road into a drainage pond, and cried. FML
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Top comments
Madalena_fml 0
LMAO . Karma's a bitch .
christopherlove 0
I hate inconsiderate drivers, so YDI of course.
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Comments (83)
Madalena_fml 0
LMAO . Karma's a bitch .
luis420 0
lol this is funny put a funny picture in my head people should smoke weed and read fml's so funny
danyfuckinheatle 0
1 is cute
AlexisSilver 10
lol. it would suck if the bridge opened while u were on it.
Gerson123 0
It could have been worse so quit wining
GoingCommando93 14
Wining? You mean whining? I doubt op is winning Any race here
christopherlove 0
I hate inconsiderate drivers, so YDI of course.
farhil 14
I don't think anyone stopped to consider that maybe OP was in a hurry in order to get to the gas station faster...
CheckItOutItsYou 7
Maybe
24788 7
YDI - Not paying attention to your gas level. I'm not a scientist, but I'm going to say the other guy ended up winning this one.
alesposito 0
Was the light for an empty tank not on? How did you not realize you were about to run out of gas? YDI.
whaaaaambulance 0
Way to fail.
DejonE 10
Totally
noshitsherlock 0
wow, so smart. OBVIOUSLY you should have re-fueled before it got to that point. You deserve it!!!!
boatiebanter 0
Are you sure you didn't proceed to run out of gas? Because that would probably negate your stupidity in not checking your gas meter. And then you had to proceed to push your car over a bridge, much manlier course of action. I shall now procees to press the YDI button.
Curtieeeez 0
Nice work! ;_;
sageblast95 0
I'm assuming that the flashing gas sign didn't get your attention
riii 0
That teaches you for being a stupid driver. Serves you right.