Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my mom in my apartment packing my things and crying. When she saw me, she threw her arms around me and explained through her tears that she caught my girlfriend cheating on me and that she was sorry. My girlfriend and I are in an open relationship. I had to explain that. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
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Top comments
Gurljuice 0
That ****** sucks! Kick the bitch out!
Argumental_Rhino 8
Well... Was the trip fun?
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Comments (216)
walkdestroyer 2
Dayumn.
jonan1212 5
Now this may sound wierd, because I BLAME OP for coming home
fromthesuck 8
That's okay cause I blame your parents... For you being an absolute moron
LexiMariee16 0
"love one another" if they cheat on you, switch the last two words. Sorry bout your luck OP better luck with the next one
rallets 23
did she yell at you for not seeing the signs sooner?
FarSide 23
Your girlfriend is from New Jersey, and this surprises you OP?
Muslimgal92 0
Well you live in jersey what do you expect...the scum of America live there!!
theten_fml 9
I hope you dug it deep enough op!
Xr70r7 4
Your mom shoulda swallowed, and your dad shoulda pulled out.
rallets 23
^ kinda redundant
ovechkinisbeast 9
It that time of year of thanksgiving, you can be thankful you got that cheating bitch off your hands!
emilymac420 0
I woulda been like, "I'm so sorry! I was gonna come back tomorrow until I thought you were better than the chicks there!" hahaha.
changesinme 0
Your turn to say 'I'm so sorry, I thought I'm leaving tomorrow'
unfortunate_13 5
you can take the fetus out of Jersey but you can't take Jersey out of the fetus...
hamncheeseinit 6
Ass**
Jovecove 13
Please tell me you kick her ******* cheating ass out and never see her again.b
Naitsi 19
so true
skinflint 6
#3: hold on. what does he have to do with it? besides why should OP get cheated on and get his ass beat too?
tyghl55 4
Sick dirtymax bro
ChaCerCam 14
#77 You are idiotic.
tuxedoandex 28
#8, this may sound weird but I BLAME YOU for existing.
Gurljuice 0
That ****** sucks! Kick the bitch out!
witchdoctor1 9
Yea. No guy should put up with that. And that excuse is almost as bad as cheating itself "yea I admit I ****** this guy....just didn't think you'd be home so soon. My bad" like op won't flip cuz of it? Pfft show her the door bro
tellithowitis 13
You mean op EX-girlfriend
iam_yummylicious 12
No. First kick the other guy's ass, then kick her out.
princessAj1 6
I hope OP said Don't let your cheating ass get hit by the door on your way out of my life!!!
downtime 13
Only the dumbest of people get angry at or attack the person cheating with your partner. Unless they've explicitly told you they knew what was going on, why just attack someone for an innocent act?
iam_yummylicious 12
The OP came home. There are generally indicators whether or not someone is living at a place by themselves or with a significant other.
Mr_Trollsome 1
"**** slitting her throat, cut the bitches head off"
ashtonkay 7
What the hell? You need to call 1-800-chokethathoe !!!
Anubyte 0
Screw kicking her out, just kick that jerk!
docarwell 6
At least she cared about his feelings. Talk it out. After you bury the other guy
Realreynolds19 0
The marines suck
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You better apologize for coming home early. **** that.
Death_From_Above 0
A good old fashion **** punt is in order here!
PElexander 5
Couldn't agree more Death
Kir0v 3
Need new gf? Why not zoidberg?
Mirano 0
Yea it's your fault OP for not calling her on your way back. Duh everyone knows that
soccerguy2 11
Seriously, I hope op let her finish up first.
Real_Talk21 1
if OP would've called ahead of time, he wouldn't have known that his gf was a hoe scum of the earth that didn't care about him
jasonpatel03 0
Lmaoo funny guy
Argumental_Rhino 8
Well... Was the trip fun?
bossroyd 4
Yes. OP's girlfriend had lots of fun while he was gone
josejimenez 0
Only a virgin would ask that
Argumental_Rhino 8
Umm what? That's a general question not just something a virgin would ask...
xiaoxaio 5
dont worry rhino troll man, we fmler's got ur back against retards
SHANK_a_F00 4
I brought my special anti-retard ballistic knives. I've got your back.
Sgrocks 5
When does the narwahle bacon :) my username is happygal34 hmu
Argumental_Rhino 8
Lol thanks guys, some people can just be complete ******* morons! It makes me sad man has evolved to this.
josejimenez 0
Calm down virgins
FriscoKidz 10
She's just sorry she got caught. But the weekend trip was nice yes?
AngrehPirate 0
He should dump her ass and go for another trip
FYLDeep 26
Makes sense. Why the hell would she want you to cum, when she's got someone else already cumming?
sonic19951 6
I see what you did there.
baconstrips 12
You'd have to be a ******* idiot not to
Argumental_Rhino 8
God damn your picture made me hungry...
springbok_fml 2
at least you found out..
yankfan89 27
Yeah before you caught something from her nasty cheating ass!
cr3ativity 15
Or what if she had his baby and tried to pin it on OP?
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Time for a new girlfriend, OP.
Big_Daddy_Joe 0
Wherever you found her; don't go looking for another one there. In fact; avoid anyone within 6 degrees of seperation.
cheer21 0
What does OP mean?
holly_fly 34
#28 But then OP could be with Kevin bacon!
mnmolino 14
This is why you don't give her a key.
ikickgingers 15
Unless they live together...
raaawwwrrZ 8
Especially if they lived together
loveyouall81 2
I like your style.. Even if they live together. You want to come inside? It waits at the Door until it's let in.
nick347b 6
Fire back: "I'm so sorry! I thought I could trust you with my house key."