Today, my roommate's parents came over to our one room apartment. They found condom wrappers. My roommate tried to say they were mine. I'm still a virgin. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML
Today, I hooked up with a girl. The condom fell off when I pulled out. When the girl left, I couldn't find it. I saw my roommate cat's with it, so I chased him and he escaped. My roommate now wants to kill me. She found the condom on her bed and doesn't believe me. I might have to move out. FML
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I saw my roommate walk out of his room into the kitchen with a used condom in his hand, and plop it into the garbage disposal. "I don't really trust this girl" is all he said before he opened his door and walked back into his room. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, my roommate's girlfriend came to visit for a couple of days, and we fucked behind his back. My roommate told me he just tested positive for syphilis. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
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Top comments
ImpKit 7
How is this an FML exactly? Are you dating your roommate? Do you CARE about what their parents think of you?
jbuckets_404 39
No, he's just ******* around....
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Comments (11)
RichardPencil 32
If you have sex with a condom, you're still a virgin. 😂😂😂
fullacrapallofyou 14
Are you ******* retarded
RichardPencil 32
I am. Do you enjoy bullying me about my handicap? Are your "friends" amused? Even with my disability, I know that your comment was missing a question mark. How does it feel to be corrected by a moron?
jbuckets_404 39
No, he's just ******* around....
RichardPencil 32
You'd think the three laughing-to-tears emojis might be a tip-off.
ImpKit 7
How is this an FML exactly? Are you dating your roommate? Do you CARE about what their parents think of you?
leximichelle 13
If you’re old enough to have a roommate, and their parents are visiting, this roommate is assuming old enough to be having protected sex in his/her own home. Why would they even care enough to lie?
staaacey 30
seriously. and since everyone is old enough, who cares if the roomie lied to their own parents and said the condoms were OPs? they're just condoms, they're not even your own parents, and at least they think you're being safe!
alycion 39
Why are they laying around anyway? Trash cans exist. Should have outed him for being a slob. Or grateful it was just the wrappers he was too lazy to toss.
Josh Erdahl 3
So? Why do you care? Be a friend and lie bitch