Today, my mother and father are insisting that I go on a date with a German exchange student they met at the weekend. Why? Because we have similar glasses. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML
Today, my mother and I got complimented on how we look alike. She's a German blonde and I was adopted from Vietnam. FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like each other. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says, "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML
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jaydiz 0
Why is this bad?
LemonFairy 0
Maybe the make her (him? I don't know :P) look cute. Who cares, man, it's a /German exchange student/. So yeah, not a FYL or YDI. A MLIG.
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Comments (114)
LemonFairy 0
Maybe the make her (him? I don't know :P) look cute. Who cares, man, it's a /German exchange student/. So yeah, not a FYL or YDI. A MLIG.
sexxxtacy 0
agreed your life is def g and not ****** at all
americayay 0
Agree. Maybe MLIA. Seriously. Your parents want you to date. OMG OH NO! Go on a date with her. Maybe she's nice. Maybe she has some interesting stories. Maybe you'll have something better to do that post lame FMLs.
inconvienentgurl 0
how is that an fml...were u that desperate to put 1 on here that u used that?
zoolander951 0
You're right. So? Seriously, there needs to be a third button- something along the lines of WTFC (who the **** cares)
jaydiz 0
Why is this bad?
jujujuice 0
maybe she's a nazi.
jermaurapaige 0
THAT R3ALLY WASN'T THAT BAD W0RST THiiNGS HAV3 HAPP3N3D
anjtrg_1112 23
Seriously, don't type like that. It makes you look like an idiot, which I'm assuming you aren't.
rickRolleeed 0
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Oooooooh, Give you up) (Oooooooh, Give you UP) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
kerrygirl 13
idiot
aslate 0
wow... i havent heard that song in ages, ty 4 bringing it up
myusofwhatever 0
what is the name of the song?
sue_fml 0
FML fail
Captain_Jello 0
yeah, what a stupid ******* fml....
LebChickOnFira 0
How lovely
morgs1 0
omg it's official they have MATCHING GLASSES
Godrics_Hollow 0
German Exchange students are amazing! At least get to know the person before you automatically rule them out.
screwtaylor 0
German guys are hot. Be glad you're going on date. Maybe you two nerds will go to second base.. ;) or just talk about Harry Potter all day.
iPlunder 0
This fml sucks.
htowntrick 0
OMG. LMFAO. :) Had fun?