Today, after some great sex, my boyfriend mused: "You know, from this position, I could punch you in the cunt and you wouldn't be able to stop me." I could only relax when he finally fell asleep nearly an hour later. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML
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Saintly 2
I don't think you should do that position again.
OysterPearls 33
Lots of people. A guy was harrassing my friend once at school, touching her after her repeatedly telling him not to, and she clocked him right in the dick.
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Comments (106)
4hundredbabies 5
That sounds absolutely terrifying. Shit like that is not okay to say, not even as a joke. The ****. OP you sure he is worth your time?
Camo23 21
he shouldn't be such a jerk
tw124331 13
And guys wonder why girls date older guys. Maturity is a must not just a plus.
MzZombicidal 36
Age doesn't really matter when it comes to maturity.
Aimeejasmine 15
Pah yes it does. Either you've been very fortunate in your partners or mentally repressed the whole memory of them lmao
Insanemf18 12
Who the **** talks to there girlfriend like that
876t786t6oi 12
I live in south carolina :)
kaymo2 21
I feel like people take things way too seriously, it was clearly meant in a jokey manner and obviously just a random thought spoken aloud
orsombre_fml 11
So clearly that OP was not able to sleep?
blueeyedcutie21 8
First of all, if my bf ever called my ****** that, we wouldn't be dating anymore. And secondly I'd punch him in the balls for even saying that.
Nova900 17
Why is everyone going crazy about this? "Leaving him", "start to an abusive relationship", "not mature enough"??? Why is the OP not even able to talk about this with him? Why even take this serious?
infinitemonkey 21
Sounds like a keeper.
muah97 12
Punch his balls while he is sleeping. He can't stop you too