Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant with a horribly sore back and an insensitive husband. I'm so desperate for relief that I'm lying on the couch, using my vibrator to give myself a back massage. FML
Today, I finished a full marathon and just wanted to relax and get pampered by my husband afterwards. Instead, I spent the evening taking care of him and his back because he had a spasm. Don't worry, he feels much better now. Meanwhile, I can’t move my legs. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I woke up with my back super sore. I couldn’t get out of my bed without crying and great difficulty. The last time my chronic pain was like this it went on for three months and I could barely move. It was absolutely awful. FML
Today, after some great sex, my boyfriend mused: "You know, from this position, I could punch you in the cunt and you wouldn't be able to stop me." I could only relax when he finally fell asleep nearly an hour later. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, I woke up after a 16-hour shift, and my back is out. I worked it in order to "enjoy" my 2 days off. I can barely move. FML
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Top comments
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Hey, at least the foreplay and the sex were great. That's what matters the most, right?
Miss_Red 18
you poor sweetheart.. i know what thats like. Acupuncture worked wonders for my back, post baby, so if you havent considered it, maybe its worth a shot? Best of luck to you and congratulations on your new lil joy xx
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NostalgiaFreak9 43
Hey, at least the foreplay and the sex were great. That's what matters the most, right?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Maybe repeating the process will make you better. Like when you hit your head, get amnesia, and then hit your head again to get rid of it.
Miss_Red 18
you poor sweetheart.. i know what thats like. Acupuncture worked wonders for my back, post baby, so if you havent considered it, maybe its worth a shot? Best of luck to you and congratulations on your new lil joy xx
jk_waks 20
May be just ask your husband to make you cum without the sex part? And take care OP!
Infamouz Breeze 6
Try using a extendable shower head, that makes me ****** EVERYTIME!!