Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
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every1luvsboners 11
You should teach her how to play Hide the Sausage.
obnum 19
Please tell me that was sarcasm...
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Comments (168)
kristyn17 5
That just proves that she is stupid!
Maybe1 2
Google is the answer to all life's questions
KristenWallen 0
Sorry to say, man, but your ex girlfriend is an idiot.
doglover100 29
Sudoku is hard!
CrookedCook 14
2 hours seems like lost cause anyway. hopefully u weren't smirking or giggling at her expense as she attempted to learn.
FootbaII 0
That's puzzling.
Derpylicious 3
Wikipedia is enough to show her it exists. Then leave her ass for being the kind of dumb paranoid bitch who would assume that her boyfriend would go out of his way to humiliate her.
Evilpirate 10
How old is your girlfriend? ._.
BlueFlatts 20
Should've shown her a newspaper, keeps the mind sharp in the morning.
saffy66 34
I'm going out on a limb here (like your girlfriend's relatives probably do daily as they swing from treetop to treetop), but I'm guessing she actually is really stupid. Kudos to you for showing her her true potential - such as it is.