Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
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every1luvsboners 11
You should teach her how to play Hide the Sausage.
obnum 19
Please tell me that was sarcasm...
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Comments (168)
vbmg152 19
Women hate it when men make them feel stupid! Should've stopped after the first game or two! YDI!
CharresBarkrey 16
He didn't make her feel stupid, she did that herself. Sudoku is really easy to learn.
kniggit 10
Of course she didn't make herself feel stupid, no one does that. The (ex)girlfriend was probably just having a bad day. I know I can be pretty stupid late at night or when I just don't get enough sleep. The fact that she's his girlfriend in the first place means that she wasn't dumb when they first got together, at least.
CharresBarkrey 16
Feeling stupid when tired is one thing, but to accuse someone of making a game up to make her feel stupid because she doesn't get it? That's her making herself feel stupid SHE doesn't understand the game, he's not making her feel that.
CharresBarkrey 16
Though, now that I think of it, OP could just be a terrible teacher.
PsychoBitch666 8
At least you don't have to worry about how to break up with her when her stupidity gets _really_ bad.
ed1970 6
It's a pretty elaborate and expensive joke since you had to create all those puzzle books and newspapers full of the game.
Maria_Obligacia 14
hahaha good for you OP who needs an idiot like her anyways!
DoxIxHAVExTo 10
No... no, you're not MAKING her feel like an idiot...
JeanJO19 4
Ignorance is bliss
nanxi 30
Well, she's gonna feel stupid explaining that particular break-up to the family.
skrewedbylife 0
lmao..this made me laugh so hard
bwzwally8 15
Dumbass trying to show her a game that involves math...
nyf137 20
There is no math in sudoku, just numbers... numbers =/= math
yanxiao1990 2
you may teach her some easy game