Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, after three years of relationship, my ex broke with me because if we continued dating, she wouldn't have any free time to play Clash Royale. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
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Blurggle 0
Maybe it was her only way of getting through to you...?
CL41RE 0
Wow. (no pun intended)
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Comments (223)
mccaincracker 6
What a bitch
reverseesrever 0
Today, after six months of dating my boyfriend I couldn't take it anymore. He's always on the computer playing games instead of spending time with me. I had to sign up for an account on WoW just to break up with him. FML
MysticCeltic 0
Haha! Win!!!
volleyballchicka_fml 0
HAHAH . niccee.
PutDownTheGun 0
#23 wins.
AnaMaree 0
OP deserved it for being a basement-dweller.
dudeitsdanny 10
#23- Damn you! I was about to say that she had to find a way to talk to him.
cabernet 0
Exactly. My first thought after reading this was that going on WoW was probably the only way she could get across to him.
ezdosremember 0
im first! yayness
Cloudy_fml 0
Or 74th...
hundredsofhawks 0
YDI. She was probably just being poetic and symbolising that it was the only way to talk to you. Also yo're a nerd.
AvinG 0
This really depends on whether or not she plays WoW obsessively too, what level is she? (god im a nerd)
McLaughlane 0
#23 has it! lol. for sure.
supermike33 0
#23 Why the **** would someone pay for a WoW account just to break up with their boyfriend? That's retarded.
Tamuz 0
113 fail
seriouslyscrewit 0
omg how awesome are you!? xD nice one
seriouslyscrewit 0
erm, free 2 week trial? lol
drano 0
you cant talk to people with a free 2-week trial unless they talk to you first, and i doubt OP decided to randomly talk to some random character hes never seen before
CosmicPossum 2
#113 - Maybe she plays, too, but a reasonable amount. Or borrowed a friends. There's also this thing called a "free trial." Or maybe she just logged in one of the OP's several other WoW accounts. My money's on that one.
RigChan 0
I hope he was the one that recruited you, got a free mount and month. So it's not that bad. :P
Tweety122888 0
maybe this was the only way to reach you n ur just trying to b the good guy
wintamint101 7
the wheel of wow...on webkinz world????
Lucas_The_Troll 0
hahah :D
jrgr 6
cuz she had to find a way to talk to ur dumb ass. YDI fag
Envy_Invidia 0
b-e-a-utiful maybe you should stop playing WoW? Aion ftw! lmao i know that contradicts itself but...
loltreated 0
I agree about Aion. I preordered it :3 As for the FML, the girlfriend obviously plays WoW, too. I seriously doubt she would spend money buying the game just to log on and break up with the OP. Unless she used a trial account. In which case, she's ******* retarded for not just telling him in person. Either way, OP, I agree that she sucks.
StarCutie83 0
I have had to do the same as the OP. My now ex bf played all the time and left me to raise his daughter (not my daughter). I tried talking to him, but he always asked me to come back to talk to him when he wasn't on a raid. I even tried the parental lock feature to try and schedule time for us to talk. I have never seen someone so angry. Finally I used a trial offer to go on there and in front of all his friends he played with, I informed him that I had already packed my bags and that he better hire a babysitter because I was leaving.
18legalawesome 0
The one annoyance between avid WoW players is that you have to actually LOG ON to the game and whisper them to get their attention. Breaking up in person wouldn't work because they'd probably wave it off and say "Can it wait? I'm in a middle of a raid and I need to tank."
DocMcVickers 13
Exactly! Maybe this was the only way for you to listen to her since you were always online playing WoW. Maybe next time you'll be inclined to listen when someone is talking to you while you're online.
xHaniffax 0
Oh the irony....
Starchild21 3
Agreed. It's completely ****** up, but it seem's she had a point. ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Sun_Kissed18 25
I guess she has a point, then again, when me and my boyfriend can't see each other, WoW is our "Our Time" haha i guess we are just dorks, but i knew that already
miniluda12 12
Maybe that was the only way to reach him because he was on so much?
screwtaylor 0
It's okay. The internet and **** is better than real life. Nerds, FTW.
monicamischief 0
i really, really hope you aren't serious. :/ :// this was a sarcastic post, right? no one really thinks that internet and **** is better than actual SEX and FRIENDS.
caleb_9756 14
On a completely unrelated note, what does FTW mean?
tman3462 17
^ for the win :)
jennayyycx3 0
haaha!
muffintastic 0
LOL.
CL41RE 0
Wow. (no pun intended)
cacheson 42
You totally intended a pun, don't lie!
Dr_Awesome654 24
No, you did though.
Bullshet 0
If you really are on there all the time then YDI.
Blurggle 0
Maybe it was her only way of getting through to you...?
Daaniellee1234 8
ahahahaah