Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML
Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Draw you running away from a crazy person.
Hizodge 4
Some relationships just weren't meant to be. Especially ones with people so petty.
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Comments (102)
Hizodge 4
Some relationships just weren't meant to be. Especially ones with people so petty.
laxbro4769 6
I'm saying you deserved it for still playing draw something...
emala1096 17
I think OPs girlfriend has some issues to work out..
peachesncreem 21
Don't forget crazy. Petty AND crazy. Definitely not a good combination.
laxbro4769 6
I think you deserve this for still playing draw something...
jem970 19
Wow she is insecure, go to her house(if you can). Have a talk with her and explain that just because you are drawing pretty pictures with another person doesnt mean you are cheating.
Headcrab 29
Why even bother? She's crazy, she won't understand.
eur0 14
well sometimes people draw wieners on draw something and im not talking about hot dogs
lexi365 20
Of course you weren't. You were talking about wiener dogs!
jem970 19
I just am not one to jump on the "break-up over every little thing" train.
Jenn50 19
That's not "every little thing". That's an insecure twit who assumes that contact with other people is cheating. If she goes nutsy over that, what kind of relationship is it? People like that need to grow up before being in a relationship.
jem970 19
How do you know he hasn't cheated on her before and she got over it but is still insecure about it? You don't know and yes this is a little thing. People get insecure. I am so sure you are the perfect girlfriend and never ever do anything wrong. Right.
SammyS2012 21
Insecurity can be a little thing that effective communication can fix. we cannot judge their circumatance so it is unfair to call her a twit.
shutup15 5
She is insecure. Every women in the world is nowadays. I bet even you are unless you dress with almost no clothes on
Pleonasm 36
Draw you running away from a crazy person.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Or, draw yourself having draw-sex with one of your 'affairs'.
mattlw 25
Draw a sad and lonely woman crying on a couch with 19 cats and put her name on it. With an attitude like that, thats how she will wind up!
not_a_robot 15
Or, bare with me here, he could draw them both making up and then they live happily ever after once he proposes because he realises how much that they love each other because the girlfriend was just pregnant and very hormonal and paranoid and then once they are old and happy one of them contracts a deadly virus because in the future the president is a combination of Castro and Mussollini and they don't have free healthcare or any healthcare since once we annexed mexico and canada we didn't have it in the budget to support 800 million people on healthcare so instead all of the medicine in the western hemisphere is grape kool aid so the wife dies and the husband vows to fulfill their dream so he fills his chimney with balloons and flies it to the top of a mountain but discovers that their was a kid on his porch and then he finds a talking dog and giant colorful ostrich who likes chocolate and discovers that their is an evil man with an army of talking dogs trying to capture the bird so epic battle epic battle epic battle and then the old man ends up becoming the father figure for the chubby boy in his porch. Irl "Up".
andyyroxx 20
Bear* soclose.jpg
not_a_robot 15
No, in this case it would be bare. I am not reffering to a giant hairy carnivore.
Ideastogetback 11
Except it's not...
Wizardo 34
Seriously bitches be trippin' about nothing.
Wimoweh 10
Yeah man, dese muggle hos don't know what's up!
jessherself13 21
No offense OP, but maybe you need to find a more mature girlfriend. She sounds a bit unreasonable.
JazzHandsFML 28
"Just a little"
olpally 33
Really?? Come on. Your girlfriend is very immature and insecure. When she accuses you of cheating, more than likely, she probably is hiding something from you, just a guess. :/
ohjoy15 33
It sounds to me like she wants the relationship to end, and is just looking for excuses to get out of it. I highly doubt anybody is actually pathetic enough to get upset over something like this, but I've been wrong before.
kawaiisakura 12
#76 sadly, people can be that pathetic :/ my ex was one of them. It was irritating as hell to deal with
hanacurse 11
Time to get a new girlfriend? That's a serious assumption for such a small act
misspennycakes 7
Your pic makes me sick!
Vanillanougat 14
Hey, one moment you're drawing someone's thing, the next moment they're sucking yours....
ohjoy15 33
This is the first comment of yours I've seen that's been thumbed up. Seems like you've finally dusted off all those cobwebs on your neocortex. It's all up from here mate. I'm happy for you.
kawaiisakura 12
Sounds similar to my ex in a way...he got pissed at me if I played that game or other games with anybody other than him...I say break up because from my experience, it doesn't get better. They get worse -.-
MidnaLink 35
What about playing the games with him and other people at the same time?
kawaiisakura 12
Lets just say this: he thought he owned me in a way. With the games, I'd play the game with him but also other people and when he found out? It either ended up with us fighting and me "not caring about us" or kinda how it was with OP: he'd ignore me and then try banning me from playing with others -.-
TheNewGuy03 29
You should give her the "O RLY" face and accuse her of cheating, because nothing says love like a good old-fashioned blame game, right? If this is how she gets over a game, then just imagine what any other situation will look like. Run. You're dating a child.