Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML
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RageWolf16 31
It probably doesn't help that you say stuff like "impress some girls with my moves".
Miss_Chevious 37
Should have looked her squarely in the eyes and said "You're the most blonde brunette/redhead I have ever seen."
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Comments (53)
Dilexar 26
Well, maybe instead of trying your luck w/ your moves, try some smooth words and mingling. That seems like a solid plan B.
cprad11 12
Nah, his sick moves are bound to get at least one lucky lady's attention.
Miss_Chevious 37
Should have looked her squarely in the eyes and said "You're the most blonde brunette/redhead I have ever seen."
Recon13x 9
What if she actually was blonde?
slumcat 10
#18 Then you say "Wow the stereotypes are true."
cowboyslife 14
He never said that the person was brunette/ginger so you don't know that they're not blonde, and since when was being blonde a insult?
Chibi_Hiroko 18
Since when was being white or black an insult?
IcedSapphire 27
Challenge her to a dance-off.
lexred 30
All girls are not impressed by dance moves,I guess!
chuka81 27
So you're Michael Jackson?
willsnow18 11
he's dead in other words
hamrtym 15
That was truly worthy of an lol
tallesttree 10
You mean a lol
LPac5295 27
Hey man if they can't accept you for you then they're not right for you.
RageWolf16 31
It probably doesn't help that you say stuff like "impress some girls with my moves".
paravoz 30
should've used a different kind of 'moves'
no_playa_hater 14
You wouldn't want to impress people who say such stupid things anyway.
AbortionSurvivor 13
Sounds like what I experience while out on town
PennyLane27 32
Keep doing yo thang, OP!! PSA to the ladies out there: The guys out there grooving with their own style are generally the most fun and carefree. The ones out there dry humping (your leg, the floor, the wall, the air) on the dance floor? Avoid like the plague- cuz he's probably got a plague....in his pants.