Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I apparently fell asleep during a work Zoom meeting. I awoke to no meeting on my screen and an e-mail from my boss saying I was terminated, and to do something about my "sleep apnea." FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
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teehee520 0
YDI for falling asleep at work.
fmh123 0
Lolzers glad he didnt fire your ass and instead played a funny prank on you
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Comments (47)
teehee520 0
YDI for falling asleep at work.
bloodthorn 4
YDI for being a lazy ass piece of shit
katsoplat 0
YDI for having a genital area
eldoritoman 0
Shut up, troll.
pelican2 0
FIRST!!!!!
SpitFyre 0
@#36, You're an idiot. OP, you got owned.
Jessaly_fml 0
Aw, that's adorable.
esquared77 0
His boss used an air horn? Do people fall aslep so often that he needs a horn...?
FMLolYDi 4
As #1 said ydi for sleeping. but atleast ur boss has a sense of humour
fmh123 0
Lolzers glad he didnt fire your ass and instead played a funny prank on you
djrocksolid01 0
Haha you scream like a bitch. Ydi go sleep at home.
snarfcookie 0
all i can say is 5 hour energy shot dude... or some depends
NGM_47 0
Well since you didn't mention anything about it, I'm guessing you weren't fired.....that's good, right?
baller789 0
7th!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES Ok so, YDI for not being dead yet, having a job, a boss, being able to Sleep, pissing, wearing pants
eldoritoman 0
Troll
wakingzombies 0
Please don't feed the trolls, #35... OP: Are you on an hourly wage? If you are, be glad that he decided to blast your face with the air horn. He could have just as easily blasted that nice check you get in the mail with the pretty numbers and the $ signs on it that lets you NOT get thrown out of your place of residence.
ihatewankers 0
There are a lot of people with very poor bladder control entering FMLs ...
IceCubez 0
don't reveal the dark secret of this site. =O
MrNewOrleans 0
#17 that's right and I don't have a loose bladder it's my uncontrollable pooping that gets me...
lizzzie_fml 0
If you're gunna do something dumb like sleep at work, at least have a sense of humour about yourself and stop wallowing.
sireen 0
why is it amazing to be #7?
PhoenixFiend 0
Because it gets to eat you ;)
deliapearl 0
I bet you won't fall asleep at work ever again.