Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
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Top comments
melonxxda 0
nobody give's a rat's ass anymore (:
NomOnShroomz 14
"Today, I was walking through the sewer pipes minding my own business when I ended up in a toilet and some dumb bitch took a shit on me. FML"
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Comments (131)
germasian96 7
im now afraid of toilets 0.o
Rosehart 10
Thank you, now I will never be able to peacefully go to the toilet ever again
lizard399 0
Is fear a factor for you? Take your piss! Rabies is for *******! Haha looks like it's time for plan b: the sink.
pleasebitch_fml 0
Im always hesitant to go to the bathroom, cause i feel like a spider might be waiting there to bite me, but it's never actually happened. Did it bite you?? Hahah(:
Fatalist_ 2
I Think that rat is the one who should write this FML. Immagine living in the severs, swimming in the toilet and then getting pissed at.
PedoPancakes 7
That stuff dont bother rats aha
okieraider71 4
They don't come through the sewer pipes. They fall down the vent pipe that goes thru your roof. Squirrels do this a lot.
Life_sucks_13 6
Think someone put him in there. Sewer rats don't live in the water and if they crawled through the pipes I'm sure the water that was being flushed would have drowned them or when they supposedly got into the toilet. They have lungs not gills.
alinka_fml 0
lol. that happened to me once, went to the bathroom, and there's a rat in the toilet :s
alice18_fml 6
i spit my hot chocolate all over my laptop hahaha =D
xHuey123 0
Did you at least pee on the cat OP?