Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
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melonxxda 0
nobody give's a rat's ass anymore (:
NomOnShroomz 14
"Today, I was walking through the sewer pipes minding my own business when I ended up in a toilet and some dumb bitch took a shit on me. FML"
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NomOnShroomz 14
"Today, I was walking through the sewer pipes minding my own business when I ended up in a toilet and some dumb bitch took a shit on me. FML"
DanGleesak 11
Piss not Shit.
KiddNYC1O 22
Shh. ^
NomOnShroomz 14
Don't expose..
DanGleesak 11
It was a stupid comment from myself I will admit. If it was shit the mouse would use it as a life raft. So I just wanted to clarify it.
tabarnak_fml 7
Eeww what the ****..
btnhdude 0
,* shit* grammar nazi* grammer fayulz* hilarious pic*
ThatFatGuyBehind 3
That rat must have been pissed!
tabarnak_fml 7
Who gives a **** about the rat??
ikickgingers 15
Rat. Bathroom. Pee. Pissed ha ha get it? Apparently not...
Seduisant 7
HA
deadman93 8
me!!!
perdix 31
In this situation, you have permission to piss yourself without apology or shame. Piss away!
HomeAl0ne 20
It's because you sit down to pee that female humans have evolved such small external genitalia when compared to other primates. Less for the rats to grab onto. Learn to pee standing up and you'll be right.
mickeygirl 0
Um, tmi much??
CuteGinger 2
So, monkeys have giant vaginas? o.o The things FML has taught me..
morbidlybored 2
Pee on it :)
hateevryone 15
ewwww where were you?
flockz 20
smart ass comment: "probably next to a toilet duh." intelligent comment: "hmm i dont know probably in a gas station or other place of commerce that isn't as maintained and maybe is suspectable to such vermon like rats."
Icecream93 4
Filthy. At least you didnt pee your pants because of it
Seduisant 7
There's nothing like lifting up the toilet seat and finding a rat.
leadman1989 16
Limmy winks!!!
cj7geojeep 0
It was probably wikileaks