Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
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melonxxda 0
nobody give's a rat's ass anymore (:
NomOnShroomz 14
"Today, I was walking through the sewer pipes minding my own business when I ended up in a toilet and some dumb bitch took a shit on me. FML"
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Comments (131)
JukeboxValkyrie 19
That must have been one RATical climb for the poor guy. (I know it's spelled radical.)
sleepRX 16
Sadly commenters here are so up their own grammar Nazi/ Spelling Nazi arses', that you have to explain yourself and show that you know how to spell a word correctly. I personally found that the comment would have been funnier if you left your explanation out.. but you would have been criticized to no end!
bubo_fml 11
I trust U didn't dangle some cheese in front of the rat?!
jaredofmo 22
WTF?
MaloPero 4
Poor rat, he saw things :P
Okayitwasme 0
I'm thankful I live in the only province that is RAT FREE!
cj7geojeep 0
Is that true? Where is this?
Okayitwasme 0
Alberta Canada
Okayitwasme 0
Lol oh no! =)
Pufferfish78 5
Yay Alberta!
elephantom12 9
Lol me too :) Lived in Alberta my whole life and I've never seen a rat.
ladysman95 2
did ithe rat get it O.o
varkey 7
Oh my god, that is horrible. FYL
Not_You_Again 15
F the rats life!
myFMLname 8
******* rats, man
purebliss7 6
i would have passed out! one time a snake crawled up the pipes at my inlaws house.