Ewwwwww
United States
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hantavirus
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
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Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Thanks Fred
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Giggity
United States
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
umyuck
Norfolk, United States
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
12693
Perth, Australia
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
tannarox
United States
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
Thanks Raymond
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
maggotsinmycarpet
United States
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
broomrape
United States
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
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davidhasmorefun 0
today Mickey committed suicide after finding Minnie in bed with Donald.
omgmorganomg 0
ewww
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omgmorganomg 0
ewww
jeterman67 0
looks like someone was playing a joke on u lol but thats just nasty
keysshooter1440 1
you think that is gross?!?!?! i had to remove the wall in my bathroom yesterday to get to the dead rats that are stinking up my house.
jessxoxo28 5
#40- that is gross =S
samuelj57 0
**** sucker
hippo23 0
ewwwwwww that's gross! poor u!
Shainax3 0
thtsss ittss grotesque!!!! ewwww #40
georgiaboy01 0
Thats nice
Xrandomkrisx 7
don't you ever poop pee?? or else I don't think It would be dead??
shade609 0
is that what we're calling it now? Be proud dude and say that you took an epic shit.
love2bu 0
thats horrible!!!!! fyl!!!
yourefreakindumb 0
I don't get it. Just take it out. Problem solved. Setiously, you're a ****** idiot. That doesn't **** your life at all.
Jrook 0
it's just gross, and it sounds like someone is trying to bioterrorize the family pet
hotscar 3
dude, how disgusting is that to find a soggy decaying carcas od any animal in your bathroom. this is a complete fml. besides it can just be something that just ruins your day
KateeJo 0
Yummy.
Puls3ofth3maggot 0
nom nom nom
metman9192 2
ewwww wtf man, yummy? how the hell is that yummy in any way?
sum1savemeh 0
@#61. it was a joke. ever heard of sarcasm?
lovesick4628 0
you could make DELICIOUS soup outta that! Nomnomnom!!!!
Jrook 0
WTF is a sarcasm? either way I feel like nobody should use it
ajthemistress 6
I would be grossed out and then laugh. Although, poor mouse. :(
sterl13 0
perdix comes through again
XDNurse 0
f(the mouse's)l
stereotype_eater 0
...how did it get in there?
raithex 0
I agree with #5. How does a rat get into the back part of a toilet.? That's really weird. :b But yeah. This is an FML. Fasho'.
Ser0 0
rat suicide
GreenTroll 0
OM NOM NOM NOM-
omgmorganomg 0
Bwhahaha
Kylias 6
Poor mousy drowned in your icky water. D:
catriona_cd 0
actualy the water in any toilet tank is clean fresh water, unless it's bore water or dam water.
time4coffee 3
How did the mouse get into the toilet tank anyway
davidhasmorefun 0
today Mickey committed suicide after finding Minnie in bed with Donald.
HitmanRider 0
Haha! Poor Mickey.
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Huh, go figure... I always pictured her cheating with Goofy.
HitmanRider 0
She has cheated with Goofy, and every other animated character in DisneyLand.
MikeStern 1
"So mister mouse you want a divorce because your wife is demented" "No man, she's F***ing Goofy"
8trickster8 0
Minnie is a *****
MF12 0
haha
Cthulu 0
oh gosh #25 is epic win
JCadle90 0
hahaha #25 ftw
ALegitNinja 0
"Hello Mickey, what are you here for in the psychologist office?" "Well, I found my best friend and Minnie in bed." "What did you say?" "I said I wanted a divorce to Minnie, and I said to my best friend: DOWN PLUTO!"
o0XMzMayX0o 0
#9 lol too funny! OP- wow that's very disturbing. how could it posibly get there?
ipwnallmen 10
poor, poor master splinter...
XDNurse 0
lmfaooooo
MinaIsTheBest 0
Mhhmm. That sounds good lol