Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
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melonxxda 0
nobody give's a rat's ass anymore (:
NomOnShroomz 14
"Today, I was walking through the sewer pipes minding my own business when I ended up in a toilet and some dumb bitch took a shit on me. FML"
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Comments (131)
music87 14
OMG. Thanks, I didn't know that was possible and I will now pee in terror every time I gotta pee. -_-
WeAreScrewed 3
Doesn't mean it came up from the pipes. Easily could've gotten into your bathroom somehow and jumped right into the toilet. Obviously it couldn't leap up, but wouldn't be that hard to climb up the sink or something similar, bathtub maybe?
Youre_A_Pussy 19
Yea, I don't know why someone would think it crawled through the pipes. What most likely happened was that it was trying to find water and fell in the toilet and couldn't get out
KiddNYC1O 22
Damn, I feel for you...
TraceCase_ 19
Not looking forward to peeing ever again...Oh, how AWESOME OP, you live in MI too? Fuuuuck!
mollysaysrawr_fml 7
that's like my biggest fear...
fthislyfe 22
same here!
Ikickmidgets 11
You sure it wasn't just your untrimmed bush?
lalalaski 3
There are rats in my toilet! "NOPE, CHUCK TESTA."
bribubbles 10
Nope Chuck Norris
roseXthorns 8
It was waiting for a snack. What? They live in the sewers, don't they?
ilovedramahehe 7
Rat Attack! XD
Ami_lee333 5
Omg once in a lifetime experience. So jealous.