Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, while apartment hunting with my boyfriend, I needed to use the bathroom. We were on our own and no toilet paper. Fortunately I carry wipes with me, because I had to more than just pee. All was fine, until I tried to flush and realized the water was turned off. The next person will get quite the surprise. FML
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Vaetrus 0
"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?
dyld921 2
Your logs? I like you worded it.
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dyld921 2
Your logs? I like you worded it.
cucuto89 0
Cool Story BRo
MasterAhmed 0
Toilet win!!!!!
djqlue 0
lmao! ingenius! I bet they're gonna wonder what they could have fed their cat for such "logs" to be in its litter box
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
yup. alabama. makes sense then
eduardo2k 0
F the life's cat
nazooer 11
F the cat's life*
DameGreyWulf 1
@87 exactly hahahaha Damn, I laughed for this one most definitely. Why panic though? Didn't they have a plunger?
Lawlicate 0
thats disgusting.... u only made it worseby saying logs
brutallyhonest24 0
my first question when reading this is why. my question was answered when i saw alabama. then it all made sense
xnachox 6
lmfao!!!!!XD
Rakayum 0
epic win
TFAuthor 0
Lol, this is disgusting . . . . I thought the myths about Alabama were fictional . . . Go #109!!!
ryguy997 0
yeah the cats "life".
amerrah 4
haha win for #87
authorkid 2
143 **** off
tashi_fml 0
SICKO!!!
godsrightnutsack 0
imma let you finish, but that cat had the best logs of all time!
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Hahaha Beyonce has the best video ever! *facepalm*
kingsteveooo 4
Skankalicious, I swear to god, just reading your post has caused my IQ to drop greatly. Learn how to spell, and learn proper grammar. Aside from that. Your post was the stupidest thing i have ever heard!
nazooer 11
Hey grammar nazi, first thing you learn how to read because the person you replied to is spankalicious, not skankalicious, oh and you forgot to capitalize an i, You sir fail at life.
OMFGwalrus 0
It's the end of the world.
caitastrophe 0
people like spankalicious make me very nervous for the future of our race. honestly sweetie, you just made yourself look like trash.
Witchcraft_fml 5
I think I just died a little inside.
queendrabee 0
you might be a freak... i'm just sayin
TeamDazu 5
Thats a shitty situation.
cynima 0
You scratch the litter, too?
Intellectualist 0
This is why my house is the only place i go to the toilet.
girlygirl666 0
Fake! Yeah right, like they have toilets INSIDE the houses in Alabama now.
b182link 0
Uhm I live in Alabama and I am not a redneck. I moved here from California (Dad's job transfer) and I was steriotypical and thought there would be rednecks everywhere, but I was wrong, Alabama actually has normal people like every other state. There are nice towns and such, it's not just like everyone lives on a farm with an outhouse eating fried chicken and singing lynyrd skynyrd. Hell, I go to a nicer school than I did back in Cali, and there are sophisticated others around me. True, there are rednecks that live in some areas of Alabama, but there are just as many in Mississippi, tennessee, Florida, and georgia, etc. Don't be so quick to judge.
Vaetrus 0
"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?
HurriKaty 4
Or you could have just plunged the toilet or asked someone for help, you lazy shit. Oh no, people poop! Wah.
MisterWho_fml 0
I'm raising the FAKE flag on this one.
snowieflake 0
How is this an FML? You did it to yourself... If the toilet was backed up, you could have used the plunger or asked for help. It's not like everyone doesn't go poop. Why are you so embarrassed about your poop? Also, that's really just gross that you'd stick your hand into the toilet filled with your poop (and pee, i'm guessing) and then bury them in a litter box. Isn't human feces a bit larger (most of the time) than cat feces, so wouldn't your boyfriend's family recognize that your cat didn't produce the "logs" in the liter box? YDI for being embarrassed about pooping
KRYPTON1T3 5
rofl. I love how you worded it.
ivoteno 0
Your shit looks nothing like cat shit. Your boyfriend's gonna notice.
riplikethat 0
"Your shit looks nothing like cat shit. Your boyfriend's gonna notice." - ivoteno (Shit expert extraordinaire.)
andreophile 0
ROFL! Epic win m/
alliemi 0
He prefers the term "shit connoisseur".
estrangedrain 0
lmaoooooo
Subtext 10
They probably won't notice. If it's buried in the litter, they'll most likely just notice a big lump of sticky stuff, which could mean anything from a lot of pee to human..er...logs. I'm sure they won't check on the exact contents of the litter box.