Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when my chair flipped out from under me and my soda fell on top of me and got in my ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
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Top comments
glassisass 0
not fml. you got a free soda. quit bitching about it.
ssnepenthe 0
That was awfully nice of you to help him out. Sure the soda exploded but you still get mega karma points!
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Comments (122)
freudianego 0
You still got a free soda.
senior_dingdong 0
my thoughts exactly fyl but atleast he was nice
iPeeInButts 0
YDI for not peeing in his butt
Nicoleismyname 0
Omg your comment is so funny.... NOT
imtheman920 0
I agree, he was nice to give you a free soda. However he just fell down the stairs. I think it would be pretty obvious that it would explode. Even so, you should have opened it slowly until you were sure it would not explode.
truelyawesome 0
this isn't fml worthy, more like mlia
truelyawesome 0
u must be some gay third-grader
truelyawesome 0
gay little 7 year old
ReyEr9412 0
Today, I got some fizz on my shirt. FML?
vi3tv0tinh 0
i think the guy that fell down the stair should have wrote the fml
glassisass 0
not fml. you got a free soda. quit bitching about it.
SoloAutotunE 17
which then promptly exploded
AnthonyxD_fml 0
Lol owned
tyson346 0
Lol pwned
MissJlk 0
This belongs on MLIA rather than FML
crazeh_monkeh 0
Seconded.
noidea_fml 3
i agree with 3 you got a free drink plus he was just trying to thank you! its not ydi.. but not fyl either
kukopia 0
This FML is another case-in-point that FML NEEDS to add a THIRD button. Life isn't simply black and white. I'd also like a way to banish the kids that only do lame posts. OP opened a soda that just went tumbling down the steps... douche move, douche results.
ssnepenthe 0
That was awfully nice of you to help him out. Sure the soda exploded but you still get mega karma points!
Nicoleismyname 0
I'm sorry but were you the one who fell down all those stairs, spilled your inventory and embarrassed the shit out of yourself? Hmmm noo. I'm gonna have to say **** HIS life.
Einstein714 0
I've been to a shit load of concerts and never has there been a vendor working the stands
D5quared 0
Nikon at Jones Beach Theater in New York always has vendors working the stands...
pyroanarchist23 0
dude i work there!!!!!
spacer_ 0
a soda exploded?!?! how are you going to cope?? I hope you get through this tough, tough time.
Alexgoesfml 3
My thought exactly. How on earth did this shit get through moderation? YDI.
pinksmurf95 0
I agree. This is the worst FML I've read in a longggg time.