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Today, I ran into a police officer while on my bike. It wouldn't be so bad, had he not been riding a massive horse. FML
thatgirlinoregon tells us more.
It was fine, I was on a bicycle. It was bad because the horse was massive, and I didn't see it until I couldn't stop in time. The cop laughed.
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yake12 0
And you couldn't see a massive horse because...
yanna227 0
are you blind? how could you not see a "massive" horse YDI
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amysousa 6
ouch?
_TONGAN_ 5
OP it's better that you ran into the horse, rather than to have the horse run into you...
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
I hope you didn't forget to make the police officer a sammich?
biass 0
Mines disappeared to... FML, fix your shit!!! Lol.
SkyEatsJack 4
hope that isn't a felony haha
MissErikaHart 0
"she was a diabetic!" anyone know this 1?
FMLephant 2
Poor Buttercup
panchod1234 0
RCMP for the win Goooo Canada!!!
mstangchck 9
I could just see it now...
thethirdthea 3
Panchod1234 pretty sure it says OP is American
yake12 0
And you couldn't see a massive horse because...
ShadyFTW1 0
haha
prettyawesome23 0
wow ikr
really231001 0
lol
suppressed08 2
The OP was too busy thinking 'that's a giant peni-'
jbsington 8
WIN.
gladstone123 5
Maybe he's just a bad a bad biker.
gladstone123 5
Grr typo. Guess Im a poor typist :S
CiaranPM 0
Random horse out of ******* nowhere!
Quidikic 9
say hello to mr. ice cream horse, inside joke *chuckles to self*
v8rax 0
lmaø my thōghts ëxæçtly
jessthebest3 0
Lol maybe bikes distract you, my friend biked into a parked car
LoganLgeezy 0
how does that happen lol?
MaraMacK 0
what..?
yanna227 0
are you blind? how could you not see a "massive" horse YDI
Dragons_corner 6
might have been testing. you know some people some reason can't put down their phones for a few minutes or 30 minutes but that's just a guess I'm making.
Dragons_corner 6
really my iPod does not allow me to put texting without fighting it what the hell?
Mikeymikey 4
wahahahaha.... :) funniest one in awhile!!! hope you didn't trip on his fifth leg.... :p
FFML_314 12
You, dirty, rotten, evil, son of a bitch! A horsey? A poor horsey! You will burn in hell OP.
6sick6 4
We all will.
UsmcDevilDogs 0
ur really mean that's gonna get u no where in life no will want to go out with you cuz ur crazy ass bitch ***** mofo
prettyawesome23 0
takes one to know one asshole
marinus_fml 20
^^Takes one to know one, mr. intelligent. ohh see what I did there :)
sourgirl101 29
I also see what you didn't do there.(:
WallyTheWombat 0
I love how all of #9's comments aren't serious, yet people don't realize that and cuss her(?) out.
brewedintexas96 0
cause she says stupid shit on all of the fml's she comments on.
biass 0
34 and 61, are super haters. They lack sense of humor do to their extremely boring/ horrible lives. You just resort to insults because you can't understand the obvious funny-nessisity of this. Sad for you :(. *Laugh out loud*
6sick6 4
due*
biass 0
Yes, due. My appologies.
6sick6 4
apologies*
sourgirl101 29
Don't forget to point out 65, where he spelled it "to" instead of "too". No worries. I screw up all the time myself.
RavenXRampage 1
Phooey! 'Poor horsey' my ass! We all know horses are terrible people.
FFML_314 12
Hey! That wasn't nice. GAWD! I try so hard not to be stupid and sound funny. All I want to do is make you guys happy.
DocBastard 40
FFML, welcome back. We've missed your respectful, helpful, kind, funny, insightful comments. All of us except brewedintexas and prettyawesome, that is.
ZleveL 0
27 AY MARINE!! YEW SHUT DAT DAMN MOUF UV YURS YA HEAR? OR IMMA HAVE YEW SCRUBBIN THE TOYLET FOR THE NEXT TWO MONFS YOU DIRTY USELESS MAGOT!!!!! naw I'm jokin, I love marines. keep being badass
Dragons_corner 6
hope it was a female horse. it not then I hope you missed the Wang.
77taylah33 0
hahhah lol how did you not see that one coming ??
Jimboom 12
YDI for playing Rock, paper, scissors, horse, bike with a policeman.