Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, after taking vacation time to visit her, my mom told me she was glad I was leaving so she could get back to her diet. I'm prediabetic and have been trying to manage the condition. She ordered dessert at every meal and was the only one in the family who did. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, I bought myself a Crumbl cookie as a treat for losing 20lbs. Upon seeing it, my mom screamed at me for cheating on my diet and how I was going to "gain all the weight back" and insisted she eat some of it to "help me out." She left behind a tiny morsel of the cookie with a chocolate chip chunk. FML
Today, after struggling with an eating disorder and hiding my symptoms for months, I got up the courage to tell my mom that I need help. Then she asked if an ice cream would make me feel better. FML
Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger, because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML
Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and losing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said "You'd better keep going." FML
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Top comments
nanny1010 12
Maybe it's so you can enjoy your favorite meal one last time before your hat work begins? Good luck dieting!
stormer461 13
She's like the evil witch from Hansel and Gretel. She's trying to fatten you up. Stay away from any large ovens or furnaces.
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Comments (76)
nanny1010 12
Maybe it's so you can enjoy your favorite meal one last time before your hat work begins? Good luck dieting!
nanny1010 12
*hard
airforce987 20
I kind of like hat work better. O.o
Latissimus 3
Or maybe she knows that OP is going to give up within the next week. Fatties gonna fat
HairyPunisher 27
Latissimus, what does "Fatties gonna fat" mean?
Latissimus 3
Same thing as haters gonna hate, or potatoes gonna potate
skoob1 12
I can't say that I've ever heard of that potato reference...
HairyPunisher 27
I've heard "Haters gonna hate" and "Potatoes gonna potate." but they rhyme. "Fat" doesn't rhyme with "ate." Bad joke. No offense.
therealslim 15
Fatties gonna fat? That is completely shit, sorry mate.
Latissimus 3
Im not even the one who came up with it, dont get mad at me kids.
Duladian 19
You may not have come up with the crap joke, but you are still using it so therefor its still your fault.
tennisrapper1 14
OP: Okay, just this one last time. Next day* Mom: Alright where'd all the sweets go?
MrLibya 2
Watch it be a trick! Your mom is good at testing you to the limits ;D
pxndiieinsanity 6
Troll mom detected.
BeachBoi_Alex 7
What a bitch.
stormer461 13
She's like the evil witch from Hansel and Gretel. She's trying to fatten you up. Stay away from any large ovens or furnaces.
Skittlepickle 13
Does that mean he lives in a candy house? Lucky bastard.
girlwithmoodeyes 0
36- if so, that might be why hes going on the diet.
Skittlepickle 13
^I wouldn't be dieting. I'd say "**** it" then go for the gummy bears.
SuperKnuckels 6
Maybe its a test to see if you are actually going to go through with it.
soccergurrll 8
Wow. Guess she was testing how committed you are to the diet!! Stay strong!!(:
himynameischeese 6
What doesn't kill you makes u stronger! Keep that always in mind!
SkoomaKi 28
Resist! You must resist! Time to test the famous willpower of the female mind. Just don't think of the warm, cookies just oozing molten chocolate.
pokefan813 16
Famous amous heated up? *drools*
Hylia_fml 6
MUST. RESIST. TEMPTATION.... O_O
KrazieKleo 13
:| replied to this FML while I was watching a show on National Geographic called Taboo and it was about obesity and how it's becoming inevitable as were surrounded by food. Hopefully it works for you OP.
MonkeyRiot13 3
I think this FML is missing a know...
colts609380 7
Sounds like something my mom would do
Peekaboo101 0
Will power(:
Marcella1016 32
Sounds like you're starting your diet tomorrow :)