Today, my girlfriend was a mystic and I'd told her not to use FML because it seemed negative. I think it feels controlling and I don't want that. I also deleted a file that was about fear of her husband dying because she lost her dad. I wish I could go back and be on FML too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend called me a "controlling, overbearing psychopath." What did I do? I found out her best friend is trying to persuade her to cheat on me and I demanded she cut her friend off. I'm better off single, I know, but it still hurts. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
Today, some girl's mom gave me a load of abuse for endangering her daughter's health. How? By deleting my Facebook account, which caused her to have a serious panic attack. Apparently she thought we were best friends, and that I was ditching her. I'm confused too. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of being insecure and feeling threatened by the fact that she has a daughter from a previous relationship. She's vaguely right; I feel threatened, but mainly because the psycho keeps threatening to stab me to death when her mom isn't around to hear. FML
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked how I was feeling, because I’ve been feeling down and experiencing a lot of anxiety lately. I said was feeling a lot better and that I finally think I’m on my way to getting well. She didn't agree, and started a fight about it. FML
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idragosani 17
Ummmm... what?!
Jendaflooid 6
Pure gibberish.
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Comments (9)
idragosani 17
Ummmm... what?!
smoochmysnoot 6
None of this post makes sense.
Jendaflooid 6
Pure gibberish.
d j mom 9
are you on drugs???
Wadlaen 24
Now I've read this FML several times, and I still don't have a clue about what you're trying to say
Chazzster 32
While not especially clearly written, I think that OP is saying that GF has a fear of abandonment because of her Dad dying. And there are plenty of things on FML that will make you sad if you are empathetic. OP tried to keep GF from absorbing that from FML. But now he misses FML because he is trying not to be a hypocrite in telling GF to stay off FML but accessing it himself… OP, you cannot “fix” your friends, relatives, or loved ones. You can support them, but you must allow an adult to ultimately make their own choices.
FluffythePink 23
Why is it starting to feel like AI is attempting to learn how to FML and is failing at it horrendously? I've seen several of these complete gibberish posts in the last few months now.
Alan Staff 59
Okay, I'll spill the shade, throw some tea: This FML is an unedited FML which was genuinely submitted as is, and usually I would've deleted it, but… look at the date it was posted.
BurnInDemonFire 39
And here was me thinking I was reading something from the last RNC. Well played, Alan.
MissCadaverous 11
How does this nonsense end up getting posted? like, damn...
Alan Staff 59
Check my comment right above yours.