Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the dentist and she told me, "If you don't stop smoking, yellow teeth aren't the only thing you'll have to worry about." I don't even smoke. FML
Today, my coworker told me I should stop smoking cigarettes because it makes my breath "smell like shit" and makes my teeth look as yellow as corn. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. FML
Today, I was able to get dental care for the first time in 4 years. I had been going through all the hygiene motions, but without professional input all that time, no one was there to warn me about the sour candies I had been eating, and how they ruined your teeth anyway. My teeth are well beyond salvageable now. FML
Today, I had a long conversation with my fiancé about how smoking menthol cigarettes is not a substitute for brushing your teeth. He still isn't convinced. FML
Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML
Today, I went to the dentist at 8:30 for a check up. I walked out at 2:00 with a root canal and several thousand dollars in debt. I guess I'm not having a wedding this year or quitting the job I hate. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML
Today, I decided to finally bleach my teeth. After 45 minutes of stinging pain, my teeth are still yellow as ever. My gums, on the other hand, are opaque white. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Today, I went to the dentist, telling him proudly that I had flossed for two straight weeks. The dentist told me that flossing wouldn't undo “Whatever happened back there.” FML
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Top comments
ellis_fml 0
brush your teeth?
Ownord_fml 10
Drink less coffee/tea ^^
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Comments (82)
ellis_fml 0
brush your teeth?
klumzy0123456789 6
eww dude brush and floss ur teeth or u wont have anu!!!
XxBlackamusPrime 5
brush yo teeth brush yo teeth brush yo got-dam teeth!
TriflingAllDay 6
Dont smoke crack.
z4opv14 0
#1 is right :D
Ownord_fml 10
Drink less coffee/tea ^^
Zxmbye 0
Time to buy some whitening strips!
yer_maw 1
yeah try some oral hygine lawl the word oral ;D
kirstyannemiller 4
I looked at your profile cause your comment was really melting, but hey we have the same name!
beyotch 0
Ew dude, brush your teeth.
insane_chick 0
It could be that you drink way too much coffee and tea. That will stain your teach no matter how much you brush your teeth. You can get your teeth whitened you know, the technology is there.
no_one_fml 3
#5 - even with good oral hygiene, drinking lots of coffee and/or tea can make the teeth yellow, for example.
Pokerdance 0
Ever heard of this magical little thing? It's called toothpaste. USE IT.
coloradodude12 0
Brush your teeth :D