Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, 3 weeks after leaving my job, buying a larger car and moving to Ohio so my boyfriend could be near his family, he secretly drove my car and all my belongings back across several states just to break up with me. This was completely out of the blue while I was home visiting family for Christmas. FML
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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MetallicaRules19 4
What is it with women and piles?
StoryOfTheYear 15
I'm sure you were quite shocked in the end. SUCCESS!
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Comments (206)
psych10 4
You're one of THOSE girls? You're a ******* idiot
beebeeL 1
Aaw maaaan I was hoping you were gonna set them ***** on fire /: #disappointment
missamazinggg 12
#thisisnottwitter
coltsrock37 15
That goes to say it was a suprise, until she finds those playboy mags tucked inside the latest import tuner...then the real surprise began
anencephalic 14
Lucky he surprised you before you had drenched the pile in gasoline.
mattorama 15
Hopefully he smartened up and broke off the engagement to your over reacting ass.
maryam8869 7
why is all that !!! she was sad and missing him ..
purple91 8
I think her tantrum was justified. He changed his mind 3 times and lied so he deserves it.
purple91 8
Never said I would act that way I said I think OP's behaviour is justified. I wouldn't be celebrating thanksgiving to start with...
DjeePee 25
So, when your partner changes his mind a couple of times and lies to you, you think it's justified to take all his stuff and throw it on the floor? Because that will solve everything.
maryliz10 1
I would have done the same thing she did. Calm down ppl, she had a reason to get upset. Plus u don't know what else might be goen on in her life,, maybe she was already haven a bad day, and that's why she over-reacted.
niplipsip 9
wow. I'll be expecting a few more fmls from these people's partners. are you kidding me? relationships naturally have misunderstandings. you people would seriously throw your partners' shit in a pile every time they make you upset? that's absolutely ridiculous. grow up.
purple91 8
Oh and you never lose your cool and overreact, Pendatik? Pfft.
purple91 8
Alright, the general consensus is his behaviour in changing his mind and lying wasn't a big deal. Her throwing his possessions in to a pile on the floor also isn't a big deal. Sure, it is childish, but the FML does not suggest she threw anything valuable into the pile or caused any damage. Yet people are suggesting the relationship should come to an end because of her behaviour? I think you are the ones over reacting.
RhuLynette 8
omg i've done something similar! it's so embarrassing!! XD
reaperwell 6
if I've learned anything from this site its that if were gonna get pissed and throw a hissy fit wait at least thirty minutes.
taytay1895 0
Lmfao
bizarre_ftw 22
If I've learned anything from this site it's how to spell you're and your (except, you know, I already knew. But hey, that could end up being you're problem so watch out ^_^)
Krulin 8
Not sure if trolling...
stevenmx86 8
"Today I realized that the woman I thought I was ready to marry actually has the intelligence and maturity of a child. I told her I no longer wanted to marry her and she spat on me, called me a poop face and buried the ring in the cat's litter box. FML"
justanotherrando_fml 2
Sounds like your an impulsive psychotic bitch… What would you had done next if he hadn't walked in? Go **** one of his friends? You must take control of yourself before you end up turning your relationship into a huge pile of shit.