Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, 3 weeks after leaving my job, buying a larger car and moving to Ohio so my boyfriend could be near his family, he secretly drove my car and all my belongings back across several states just to break up with me. This was completely out of the blue while I was home visiting family for Christmas. FML
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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MetallicaRules19 4
What is it with women and piles?
StoryOfTheYear 15
I'm sure you were quite shocked in the end. SUCCESS!
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Comments (206)
elephants17 7
Why is everyone freaking out on op. She has a right to get angry. You can't say none of you haven't got angry cuz someone kept changing there mind on you. Especially if said person lives long distance she obviously hasn't seem him in a while and got mad that he changed is mind. Sorry OP that sucks hope he didn't change his mind about the two of you.
DjeePee 25
And it is friggin' childish, let us not forget that.
niplipsip 9
what will making a mess of things fix? it's ridiculously childish. if anything it'll only create more conflict. if I was her boyfriend, I'd leave. I wouldn't break up with her, but if throwing my shit on the floor is justified, I'd simply just walk out of the door and drive back to my place and ignore her calls begging me to come back. **** that shit, she'll see me in a few months.
DelphiCat 17
he shouldn't have left his 'property' in her house if she wasn't allowed to touch it.
Krulin 8
Who said she wasn't allowed to touch it? The only thing people are saying is that she had no right to trash and scatter his belongings just because she's upset.
nikkkkkiii 7
Hello, anger management.
DynamicDave 11
Raisin Bran
Meme1988 18
Relaaaaaaaax! Try relaxing, and stop bitching! I know its hard to deal with people who has issues with desiding what they need/want..
crazyturtlelover 0
Wouldn't you have to pick up the huge pile anyway in the end if he wasn't coming to see you? It was just more pointless work for you.
meladuh 16
Well he did surprised you.
majorasshole 4
Then you're just a ******* bitch.
TheCrazyCoach 0
I thought couples loved each other no matter what and they also trusted each other. So why couldn't you?
bizarre_ftw 22
Wow, naïvety. And you are......... How old?
TheCrazyCoach 0
Doesn't matter besides aren't you supposed to do what I said cuz if not then you got serious trust issues
Okayitwasme 0
That's why I hate surprises. You surprised him, he surprised you.
FMLsOhilarious 6
Wow, you're mature.