Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, 3 weeks after leaving my job, buying a larger car and moving to Ohio so my boyfriend could be near his family, he secretly drove my car and all my belongings back across several states just to break up with me. This was completely out of the blue while I was home visiting family for Christmas. FML
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
MetallicaRules19 4
What is it with women and piles?
StoryOfTheYear 15
I'm sure you were quite shocked in the end. SUCCESS!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (206)
StoryOfTheYear 15
I'm sure you were quite shocked in the end. SUCCESS!
changesinme 0
His surprise to you was a bigger surprise to him
kaprookie 3
You're a bitch OP, it might have been a bad thing to turn you down like that but you honestly should not get that angry over that, yes he is long distance and yes he is your fiance, but really? Throwing all his belongings in a massive pile? I hope he threw everything you own in a pile.
enonymous 9
I'm going to guess with the temper tantrum that the ring will soon be on eBay. God I hope it's my size I'd really hate to resize that.. Oh man maybe he will make his own pile and include the wedding dress too ....
jedielf 23
^This. Even if he did apparently change his mind three times. That can be annoying, but still.
olii_fml 0
33- Maybe she can spend her Thanksgiving break cleaning it all up while everyone else enjoys some turkey! :)
free2speak 14
psychotic much?
bamagrl410 31
A temper tantrum? And you're how old? If it's a long distance relationship, being apart is nothing new. You need to get a grip.
alival 12
You ma'am need to chill your biscuits!
DelphiCat 17
you know, you're overreacting. she was just venting her anger, and its not like she was expecting him round anytime soon, she would almost certainly have tided it all back up once she calmed down - i know i would have - and he never would have known the difference...
your_face 15
@41 You think he should break off the engagement... because she threw his things in a pile? It's not like she caused any damage. She made a mess. Big deal. It was a harmless way to blow steam.
hope540 0
Thats what you get for being crazy...
MetallicaRules19 4
What is it with women and piles?
zinoxity 23
Idk. But if OP was a guy and did this, everyone would be bashing him.
ZXDriver 0
No doubt. Equality.. My ass.
zombicidal 11
I think its some odd form of abstract art for them by the 10 points for parkway drive picture
rexgar2000 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
he should Seek and Destroy the engagement because what she did is Unforgiven. Then I would Fade to Black her white dress and ask my self Am I Evil? then realize that I am and scream Die Die My Darlin and make her cry then Enter my Sandman in her :) yeah I know lame.
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
Why do some women always overreact for everything?? If it was me, I would be sad and get over it not throw stuff allover to the point of making piles.
kewlkate 9
Yeah, hello, woman here :). I just want to say that I would never do that, taking your anger out by throwing stuff into a pile is kind of pointless and stupid. Not all women act this way.
crazechic13 3
Amen
crazechic13 3
Amen
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
I said SOME
VonBlitzkrieg 27
#99.... Why???
ScarletteEve 33
Easier to set things that are in a pile on fire :)
Italiae 7
I'm sure u surprised him...
muhaidib 2
Good luck tonight...
markrs 0
Man! :) I must be the best guy she's ever been with. Can't wait to open that door. She doesn't suspect a thing! ... WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
Italiae 7
I'm sure u surprised him...
660923 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sucks. Should be more patient.
me_gusta_eso 1
WELL, I don't know about you but I would be pretty frustrated if someone changed their mind 3 times for whether or not to go see me.
Lizzy500 16
What me gusta said. F his life for toying with her emotions like that. "I'm going to lie to my SO so she'll be upset and disappointed so I can surprise her!"
drealmorales 2
HULK SMASH!
J1hill33 12
You just rage that fast. You have to give it time.
J1hill33 12
You can't*. my bad
StoryOfTheYear 15
You are forgiven, young padawan.
tsim_fml 0
batawan
bratprince 0
Batarang
thatguy32692 4
Boomerang
kcircuses 1
bang-a-rang
btnhdude 0
Braggin' Man
iam_yummylicious 12
I like to poke people in the eye with needles and kick them in the shin while they're screaming in agony.
monster_tamer 11
Bang-a-rang-rang-rang!
ananonymousguy 0
Boobs.
Tomato_Cheese 22
******* skrillex
ZXDriver 0
.. And that's going to solve all your problems.
xxDefiantxx 0
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
MwahFMLS 6
Supri- What the FFUUU?!?!
MetallicaRules19 4
Peter griffin and the bull frog picture, you win the prize
foodlord 5
At least he didn't fart while having sex by a frog...
hilary56 0
Wait what? The F are you talking about?
ZXDriver 0
He's referring to another FML.
btnhdude 0
We all know the Fml refferences aren't clever..
howdmynosego 12
You mean blamed it on a near by frog
rachilio 26
What the hell?