Today, 3 weeks after leaving my job, buying a larger car and moving to Ohio so my boyfriend could be near his family, he secretly drove my car and all my belongings back across several states just to break up with me. This was completely out of the blue while I was home visiting family for Christmas. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
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RichardPencil 32
At least you don't have to live in Ohio.
Dat_Class_Tho 26
He never should have let you quit your job when he knew perfectly well that he was just waiting for an opportunity to make a break for it. Jesus, what a coward.
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Comments (22)
nesteremily 31
Report the car and all your stuff missing. Get his ass
beyslay 14
Moot point since she has her stuff now.
RichardPencil 32
At least you don't have to live in Ohio.
naivemisanthrope 4
As someone who also moved to Ohio under false pretenses--work, not romantic, thankfully--I can sympathize with OP, but I wholeheartedly agree with RichardPencil. Ohio is so awful I even miss Arkansas.
RichardPencil 32
I grew up in Ohio. That probably explains a lot.
KingKralj 31
What an ass. Sorry op, sometimes people are just assholes
Dat_Class_Tho 26
He never should have let you quit your job when he knew perfectly well that he was just waiting for an opportunity to make a break for it. Jesus, what a coward.
maritime1992 5
That's not on the boyfriend. That's on OP for giving him that power. Bet she'll think twice next time lol
yerawizardlizzy 27
She didn't "give him that power." They were in (what appeared to be) a committed relationship. OP likely didn't see this coming, or else she wouldn't have done it.
lilchica22001 22
#9 you are an absolute moron. I'm going to take a guess that you are single and with that attitude, probably will be for the rest of your life. Enjoy your mom's basement. Jerk.
maritime1992 5
16, far from living in my mom's basement. but thanks lol. At least I can form a coherent statement without taking something so personal. Relax, it's the internet.Why so bitter?
maritime1992 5
10, how is that not giving him all the power? She dropped her job, left her family to move with a boyfriend, not even a husband. She got what she deserved
tazthespaz 0
#19, "not even a husband"? Really? Are we living in 1923?
maritime1992 5
20, no but look where chasing a boyfriend around got her. not far lol
KrazyKatz3 26
It is entirely possible the boyfriend thought this would last but moving in with the OP brought something up? Still a dick move of a break up and sucks that you gave up so much and he did that with no notice... hope you find somewhere to stay and have better luck with men
sirdannyboy1 20
That's God's way of telling you to stay out of Ohio.
MegasaurusRex89 28
More astronauts come from Ohio than any other state. Clearly there is something about it that makes people want to leave the earth. Consider yourself lucky to get out before it was too late.
RichardPencil 32
And Civil War generals who were worth a shit. Again, another excuse to leave Ohio.
lusanna 19
I know relationship needs sacrifices but when you're doing all the contributing you know something is wrong.
misunderstood94 15
My heart goes out for you OP, and I would follow #1's advice and report everything stolen, that way at least he can give it back...
faireanjell 5
What a Savage asshat
lilchica22001 22
What a douchebag...I'm so sorry OP. Just be glad you didn't marry or have children with that asshat! Pick yourself up, find a better job and focus on yourself. You'll be ok...not to mention..karma will get him.