Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, 3 weeks after leaving my job, buying a larger car and moving to Ohio so my boyfriend could be near his family, he secretly drove my car and all my belongings back across several states just to break up with me. This was completely out of the blue while I was home visiting family for Christmas. FML
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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MetallicaRules19 4
What is it with women and piles?
StoryOfTheYear 15
I'm sure you were quite shocked in the end. SUCCESS!
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hateevryone 15
i say you both deserve it. Him: for "surprising" you. You didn't know he was gonna do that. You: for doing his stuff like that. He wasn't gonna be away forever.
SteveTonyY 3
His fault for "surprising" her? Why would an attempt for a romantic gesture be his fault? Maybe his fault was when he changed his mind 3 times but for the simple act of surprise? I don't think so.
perdix 31
It was not romantic because he had to lie to her to set up the surprise.
Complaining 13
Aw! Time to reconcile and hug like they do in movies. If he was playing you, he should have expected such a reaction.
MusicLover1o1_fml 0
At that momment he had a glimpse into your future together. ............................................................ AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.
workoutfreak 4
Lmfao #15
ilovefall10 21
Oh yeah because everyone knows that's the mature thing to do when you don't get your way. Ruin another person's belongings. Grow up.
Nolnah 14
you should've just said you were looking for something... Haha.
RainbowHeadache 2
I can understand your frustration if Thanksgiving was a really important holiday for you, or he changes his mind like that a lot, or it has been a long time since you'd seen your fiancé... but next time take a deep breath & think about the consequences before going haywire like that. It's a good thing you only threw it into a pile though instead of destroying his things.
bizarre_ftw 22
^true. Though just something to think on: if op didn't think her bf was gonna be there she MIGHT have just been doing this to blow off steam and planned to fix it later..... I'm just saying, it Is a possibility
bsbuddy 0
It's no fun having your emotions played with like that. Sometimes you're just not in the mood.
eliza1000 9
Get your puppy dog face
JinxosGirl87 0
Puss in Boots face!
shushiblec 0
Honey I'm .... Home?
Irknoc_fml 1
I can imagine the FML of the guy "Today I surprised my long distance fiancée : she was making a pile with my stuffs. FML"
bizarre_ftw 22
Stuffs? Here's my FML "today I read the word stuffs and my hope for humanity (which was already in negative numbers) decreased further, FML"