Gabriela
🌶️ Spicy
Likely story
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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crazy_bitch122
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sneaky
Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML
Fart queen
🌶️ Spicy
Rush of gas
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
First time?
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Haley.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fetish
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
anamota89
United States
Blame the pooch
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Anonymous
Guayanilla, Sweden
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
fatti11
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Top comments
chelseaheming 0
Damn frogs are EVERYWHERE!
bensharp 5
I'm assuming you were outside?
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Comments (153)
bensharp 5
I'm assuming you were outside?
briandunlikelmo 0
That's nasty.
baconstrips 12
Not really an FML...
enonymous 9
There must be some sick frog outside every time I eat Indian food. I knew it was never me
My_Sweet_Shadow 4
YDI, you are both quite immature. Something so minor ruins your day. You both deserve each other, so it all works out! Next, your bf will complain you moan while having sex and you'll bitch at him for sounding like a tool when he cums! Have a nice day.
22cute 17
You must be 13. Get over it, people fart.
Yodaevil 4
Those damn tree frogs! They see people getting it on, and they get all excited and start blowin them out! Come to think of it, I got a few living around me!
fanceh 10
Shadow, shut the **** up. On like every fml, you find a reason to choose ydi. Like seriously. If someone gets shot in an armed robbery you'd say "ydi for not becoming superman on the spot and pushing their shit in."
My_Sweet_Shadow 4
On a few FMLs I have, on most I don't. Thanks for your concern though.
My_Sweet_Shadow 4
Not on every FML but thanks for your concern. Something like this isnt really FYL as much as it would be a little awkward/amusing. And yes I know FMLs don't have to be life threatening and super serious but this just seems stupid.
narf887 4
How do we know it wasn't the frog or Maby it was you
Bubbles1354 0
dude no just stop u dont make sense
Italiae 7
That's hot
yareens80 3
Ac Milan 4 life bro!!!!!
braddah112233 1
Thats funny!!!!!!
StoryOfTheYear 15
Holy shit. Two quick thinkers!
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
3- unlike your comment mmmhmmm
chelseaheming 0
Damn frogs are EVERYWHERE!
FYLDeep 26
And they stink!
MCRaddict 0
chelsea.....pick u ir phone, its ur bestie hannah and i founds u
ddinspire6 10
You're bf is a genius.
EpicSquishii 21
And YOU'RE running a close second in the brains department, toots.
psearchery 0
no my son ur a genius
ddinspire6 10
I'm a girl you dick
hellojazzii 0
um, what does that have to do with anything? and #16 said "toots", which is usually only used on girls.
foodlord 5
Bf: *pfft* Gf: EEEW Bf: It was that frog Gf: *Goes on FML* Readers: HHHAHAHAH UR SOOO FUNNY :D
StoryOfTheYear 15
HHHAHAHAH UR SOOO FUNNY :D
CryMoreFMLs 15
24 made me laugh really hard. 6 just made me frown in dissapointment.
EpicSquishii 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'd have croaked in shame for having opened my legs for that nincompoop. May God have mercy on your soul... Nearby frog indeed.... *scoff*
BogJuan 5
What? Who cares if he farts or what he "blames" it on.
jedielf 23
Well if you don't want to date someone who farts, you've narrowed your list of possible soulmates RIGHT down...
EpicSquishii 21
Surprisingly.... I find that quite untrue :D Farting during sex is a complete turn-off, so is coming up with lame excuses for the obvious. On the plus side, you'll know when he starts cheating on you with the landlady!
FriscoKidz 10
At least he didn't try to blame it on you
Toxic_Ninja 2
Like a boss
yodas0da 12
ahaha what a mood killer. does he realize hes suggesting his farts sound like croaking?