Today, I was sitting on my 70 year-old grandmother's bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen, it started vibrating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister and I heard a buzzing noise in our parents' bedroom, so we went to investigate. It was coming from a drawer, so we opened it. Inside, a battery-operated dildo was flapping around. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor's appointment in the morning. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML
Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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justjayit 0
Of course you shouldn't judge your grandmother, but I think anyone would be grossed out after touching what was in their grandmother's womanly parts, okay?
Yunie_fml 0
Of course Granny's got to have fun. Gramps doesn't have working equipment anymore.
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amirn86 0
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Wait uhhh was your grandmother WITH you when you found it?! Please tell me she didn't see you find her vibrator lol
thatgurltori 6
that would be awkward.. but no she was with her brother (as she said)
justjayit 0
Of course you shouldn't judge your grandmother, but I think anyone would be grossed out after touching what was in their grandmother's womanly parts, okay?
Xuphra 0
You are right... I could never look at her in the same way.. gross.
wistfulorangeade 12
I've touched both of my parents. you know where they've been.
verlorenerFall 8
Like, touched your parents, or *touched* your parents...?
Jf770 10
Than you should be grossed out when you touch money.. Cause that's most likely been through hundreds of "Womanly parts"
Kain713 14
.... and that's why I don't carry cash.
Yunie_fml 0
Of course Granny's got to have fun. Gramps doesn't have working equipment anymore.
Justforlolz 14
Lol #4 WIN I was thinking the same thing. :-P
the0ther 0
deeply disturbing
joanjett 0
like when i found a slutty maid costume in my moms closet looking for socks! -_-
Brittaneyyy 0
hey she's 70 not dead
anmmartin02 0
I think that my grandson found my vibrator today. He put it in his brother's anus. Is that normal?
Emma Marshall 19
How would you know he put it in his brothers anus?
justjayit 0
I still don't understand the people saying that you're judging your grandma. I don't see that. I see that you've put your hands on something that has been in very unwanted places, and you have a right to think your life is ******.
caligal14 0
#9 - agreed. This is just wrong on so many levels....
greenman_fml 0
you should have used it
marleyvk 0
k eewww
pandaRanda 0
******* disgusting. Ewwwwwe
sophielotus 2
What the ****? Like what the actual ****?
FuzzMonkey09 0
Thats....disturbing.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
Why were you looking through the cabinet by her bed anyway, creeper