Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I ranted via text to my best friend about how annoying our coworker Stephanie is. I hit send, only to realize I had sent it to… the Stephanie in question. My backup plan? Following up with, "Just kidding! It’s for a short story I’m writing.” She replied, “I look forward to reading it.” FML
Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted, "I'm going to kill you and use your head as a hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML
Today, after a very harsh argument from my mother about her not seeing her grandchild enough, I decided to vent out my rage in a text to my friend. It wasn't until after I sent the message, that yes, I sent that message to my mom FML
Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML
Today, I was sending screenshots to my best friend about a guy who'd screwed me over. I sent the screenshots to him instead. FML
Today, I was venting to a friend over Whatsapp about my annoying coworker when I realised I'd sent it to said coworker (always check which chat you are in while typing). I'd said, "I’m convinced Brenda is either possessed or just doesn't know how to be a normal human." I deleted it, but it was too late, as she replied with a smiley emoji and, “Can I help with anything, asshole?” FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
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mahimalil 0
☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ Happy New Year! ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆。 。☆。 ☆。 ★。 ☆
unidentified_sta 5
>I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt >"I'm going to f*cking kill you, asshole." Someone can't communicate for shit. Also, someone is dexterity/functionally-impaired for such a slip-up between "best friend" and boss.
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Comments (131)
mandapanda4 0
that really sucks:(
michalch98 4
Hell yeah it does!
planbsponserme 2
If this is how you treat your best friends then I'd hate to be your enemy.
AuroraBeam 0
agreed! (x
mzshorty 0
you deserve it because even if you sent it to ur best friend or ex bestfriend you should never say anything like that. they can get you arrested for that dumbass
Hayman68 4
OP - YDI for saying "falling out"
docscientist 10
You don't get arrested for a vague, single threat.
CrazyDutch 0
62, your hot
hellogoodbye1996 6
first
MegMM 0
3rd. lmao
LadiiFresH 0
laughing my ass off!!! text him and let him know it's a mistake!!! or get ready to be standing in the unemployment line!!
b45678 0
Or do both. Start getting ready to look for another job, OP.
WeeGee_fml 0
OP better have told him it was a mistake if not OP deserved it. I mean really it's common sense >_>
mahimalil 0
☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ Happy New Year! ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆。 。☆。 ☆。 ★。 ☆
All_For_Love 0
ahaha awesome :D
BahahahLOL 0
you toooooo :D
KelseyLovesYouu 2
Same to you! :D
mahimalil 0
THX !!!
TXjuggalo972 6
KELSEY!!!!!!!!! :D
danishbagel 3
Awww... that's so damn beautiful! *crys*
Uscdrew1 7
+infinity internet points for this.
kgarci07 0
this is really cute (:
lindsaymiedema 4
I like this :)
fakeaccountX 6
hahaha i like how you guys don't care at all about the FML itself
mahimalil 0
May 2011 be better then 2010!!! And may all have a great New Year!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!!!!!!
MirrorSoul64 0
LOLOL fyl indeed way to start a new year xD
12596 0
what she was gonna send the mean text to her friend?
aww_man2010 6
bummer i would text him and explain the situation,
asianpowaaa 0
add that to ur new years resolutions
unidentified_sta 5
>I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt >"I'm going to f*cking kill you, asshole." Someone can't communicate for shit. Also, someone is dexterity/functionally-impaired for such a slip-up between "best friend" and boss.
xNephilim 19
That's what I was thinking.
loony_toon 2
agreed :l
Gramardam 0
Derp?
christrex99 0
Damn it 22 evry time i see ur status pic i think there is something on my Ipod
dragster_fml 0
fake and gay