Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I'd trusted that he and his ex were “co-parenting” a dog that he and his ex adopted while they were together and nothing more was happening. His ex is pregnant and he’s the father. He insists that he doesn’t love her anymore and it was a “mistake.” He wants me to take him back. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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gosh_mate 30
You seriously deserve this... F his life for being broken up with and having his dog run over in one day.
dolphinlvr7 24
What if a kid was there?! Anytime someone waves their arms frantically and yells stop while you are driving, you should probably stop. And poor dog :(
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Comments (169)
TipTopCaduceus 11
The comments on this post are hilarious. I seriously, SERIOUSLY doubt that less than 50% of the people bitching at OP would have made the exact same mistake.
Fixme 5
Yeah, my thoughts exactly.
Baron_Kaz 15
I hope you get sued!
JosephKorso 15
When someone says STOP in a car, you ******* STOP! I'm glad you two never had a kid or you probably would've run them over too.
TrippyEyes 16
"You deserve this" doesn't cut it because nothing happened to you. I wanna hear the follow-up where on the way home you get t-boned the crap outta and you barely crawl out alive only to be greeted by a mob of vengeful dogs.
OhPuhleeze 23
I don't know you and even I don't like you.. You must really be having a very bad day.. In your defense you did not know about the pouch and seem remorseful.. I hope the dog is in a better place.
buck16 9
****, you do realize he can never get a new dog if this one dies because if will be a reminder of how you killed his last one. You have to be the absolute dumbest **** out of all the ***** in the world.
nevereyes 31
If someone says stop then you should stop....duh.....
Red_140 5
I don't think I've ever met someone so cold hearted. Good thing I only had to hear about you.
iMuffinKat 16
I don't feel bad for you. Only for the dog. You thought he wanted to make up so you just continued driving? Playing hard to get isn't funny right after you've broken up, even if he wanted to make up.
gassy_fart_face 5
stop stäp/ verb 1. (of an event, action, or process) come to an end; cease to happen. "his laughter stopped as quickly as it had begun" synonyms: conclude, come to an end/stop/standstill, cease, end, finish, draw to a close, be over, terminate; More 2. cause (an action, process, or event) to come to an end. "this harassment has got to be stopped" synonyms: put an end/stop/halt to, bring to an end/stop/halt/close/standstill, end, halt; More noun 1. a cessation of movement or operation. "all business came to a stop" synonyms: halt, end, finish, close, standstill; More 2. a set of organ pipes of a particular tone and range of pitch.