Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I'd trusted that he and his ex were “co-parenting” a dog that he and his ex adopted while they were together and nothing more was happening. His ex is pregnant and he’s the father. He insists that he doesn’t love her anymore and it was a “mistake.” He wants me to take him back. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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gosh_mate 30
You seriously deserve this... F his life for being broken up with and having his dog run over in one day.
dolphinlvr7 24
What if a kid was there?! Anytime someone waves their arms frantically and yells stop while you are driving, you should probably stop. And poor dog :(
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Comments (169)
breeeowens 20
you are terrible! "stop" means STOP. if it weren't serious, he most likely wouldn't have said it. YDI for being a terrible listener.
Mynamewontfi 40
Why the hell are so many people defending OP?
Lost_Gurl 7
because their is logic, and some people could relate to being in an emotional state to ignore "logic", but ex is still a bit irresponsible with his pet too.
Lost_Gurl 7
because there is still some logic and can relate to being in a situation of being so emotional to "ignore logic", or if they went through the same thing, they would ignore their ex too and just drive off, but the ex seems a bit of an irresponsible.
catherinecas 30
Accidents happen that's why. Only a sociopath would kill an animal for no reason. There are some people on here acting like she's the worst human being in the world. People make mistakes and sometimes they hit animals with their cars. Sometimes it's unavoidable and sometimes like this instance it was preventable (in hindsight).
BillysBurgers 5
You broke his heart and accidentally ran over his dog. Good job, OP. Good job.
yousowould 8
you're a bitch .
suznmar 16
I understand how you would feel in the heat of the moment and not wanting to talk to him anymore at that time... You seem remorseful I hope the little pooch is ok
bunnyveganlife 5
Congrats bitch.
Tantien 8
You need help. YDI and if you get run over its karma. Soru but im not sorry
Bunnyluver 20
When an animal and cockiness is involved, I can't help but call you what you really are...A BITCH! Better hope his dog is OK or otherwise, I hope karma backs into you hard.
nataliia 6
he said stop not wait. rip dog. you should feel bad
xDylann 3
Your a ****