Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I'd trusted that he and his ex were “co-parenting” a dog that he and his ex adopted while they were together and nothing more was happening. His ex is pregnant and he’s the father. He insists that he doesn’t love her anymore and it was a “mistake.” He wants me to take him back. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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gosh_mate 30
You seriously deserve this... F his life for being broken up with and having his dog run over in one day.
dolphinlvr7 24
What if a kid was there?! Anytime someone waves their arms frantically and yells stop while you are driving, you should probably stop. And poor dog :(
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Comments (169)
Fixme 5
What's wrong with you all? You act as if she killed the dog on purpose. It was an accident - she was probably upset, she thought (errenously) she knew why he was yelling, dogs can be really hard to see in the mirror. It sucks, but doesn't make her a «terrible» person in any way. The simple fact that she posted this on here shows that she feels terrible about the whole thing. Give her a break.
d3vil666 6
Ya hope u get ran over bitch u deserve to be alone
punxsy_phil 11
And here I was thinking that hitler was the worst person
paulyp1 6
He's the one that should be submitting the FML... He got broken up with and then his dog got run over. I hope his dog is okay.
radiocaf 29
When someone yells stop, especially when you're reversing, you stop. Or use your mirrors. This is definitely a YDI.
diyos 15
You should never assume OP, your a dick
DeathAngel2054 2
AHAHAHAHA GOOD ON YOU! this one made my day
BalamCruz 14
You heartless b*tch totally deserve this, hope someday someone do the same to you
GokuSS400 18
A breakup is no excuse for bad driving. ALWAYS look, and KEEP looking while you're backing out of a driveway or any place
HiTenshi16 11
For all we know, he could of broke up with her and she was too upset to think clearly. Unless OP posts further details, I can't really blame her for wanting to get away. If he broke up with her, I agree it's an FYL; if she broke up with him, then it's a YDI. Poor dog