Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I'd trusted that he and his ex were “co-parenting” a dog that he and his ex adopted while they were together and nothing more was happening. His ex is pregnant and he’s the father. He insists that he doesn’t love her anymore and it was a “mistake.” He wants me to take him back. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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gosh_mate 30
You seriously deserve this... F his life for being broken up with and having his dog run over in one day.
dolphinlvr7 24
What if a kid was there?! Anytime someone waves their arms frantically and yells stop while you are driving, you should probably stop. And poor dog :(
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Comments (169)
timmyh 1
Yeah. yours suck worse than mine times a million! #notjoking in case someone thinks I am.
GofuckY0urSe1f 2
let me slash your tires for him
Tamrabet Islem 17
I don't understand all these people saying that it's not OP's fault. For all the people who are saying it's the owners fault for letting the dog out; I don't know if your pets just don't have any freedom to roam, although there is such thing as having gates, where WOAH would you guess? You can open the gate to drive out but you can actually LOCK it when you don't need to use it. Amazing invention, right? This poor dog was probably just laying down with a bone or something or the sorts, not really caring about anything else, when suddenly a car runs over its back leg. I mean, dogs aren't superhuman, some specific breeds can be harsher of hearing than others, and some frogs just don't get up regardless of what's going on in front of them. This dog is probably used to cars avoiding it or not being anywhere near cars at all. Don't assume the ex is a bad owner and the dog had gone undisciplined it's whole life. Some people need to grow up and act more mature. You can't treat an ANIMAL as you'd treat a human. It probably didn't expect to get crushed by a moving vehicle.
Xanward 5
Shame on you.
TheSacredRatty 18
You’re a cruel, heartless person.
123Puppy 33
You’re stupid.