Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I'd trusted that he and his ex were “co-parenting” a dog that he and his ex adopted while they were together and nothing more was happening. His ex is pregnant and he’s the father. He insists that he doesn’t love her anymore and it was a “mistake.” He wants me to take him back. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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gosh_mate 30
You seriously deserve this... F his life for being broken up with and having his dog run over in one day.
dolphinlvr7 24
What if a kid was there?! Anytime someone waves their arms frantically and yells stop while you are driving, you should probably stop. And poor dog :(
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Comments (169)
Icexx 5
Hope you got some kind of punishment for doing that you utterly horrible excuse for a living person.
thisjustyourlife 12
fortunately now your ex is not your SO anymore. sucks to be him to have you
Internetflakes 13
YDI for being concerned about yourself.
TodayIsNotTheDay 4
And this is why you shouldn't flater yourself.
nigggggggga 8
Kill yourself. You're a waste of air and living space.
DrTruffles 2
alot of you guys are screwed up for thinking she deserved this to happen. its a screwed up situation. yes he got the bad end of the deal but she didnt know
hunt3009 16
Yes, but she had plenty of time to stop before it happened.
Denk_Skrub_Lord 1
She checked her mirror, saw nothing, she saw her boyfriend doing exactly what a boyfriend might do after a break up. How is it her fault? She didn't know the dog was sitting in the driveway, and she couldn't see through her mirror. Maybe if the boyfriend had been more clear she would've stopped.
misanthropic_one 3
You're adding words that were not stated. She has no such defense.
Frau_Blucher 14
Can you let us know if the dog survived??
McFishFilet 9
I hope you fall into a ditch and break every bone in your body and no one comes to find you.
anonymous2222222 3
Well it was bad thing to do, but it was an accident after all. She did not realise the dog was there. And it sounds like she regrets it.