Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I'd trusted that he and his ex were “co-parenting” a dog that he and his ex adopted while they were together and nothing more was happening. His ex is pregnant and he’s the father. He insists that he doesn’t love her anymore and it was a “mistake.” He wants me to take him back. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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gosh_mate 30
You seriously deserve this... F his life for being broken up with and having his dog run over in one day.
dolphinlvr7 24
What if a kid was there?! Anytime someone waves their arms frantically and yells stop while you are driving, you should probably stop. And poor dog :(
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Comments (169)
hunt3009 16
Sorry, OP, but you kinda deserved that one.
ItsThisGirl 17
You're a terrible person, and not too bright. When you're in a moving car and someone frantically shouts to stop, you need to stop! You're lucky it wasn't a child!
Ixiion_fml 13
What the heck is wrong with you? YDI for that. You should have stopped. Instead you assume something (and assuming THAT shows how self-centered you are - get over yourself) and backed over his freaking DOG? Horrible person. I hope he presses charges against you for injuring/killing his dog.
alysssa_t01 14
That dog better be alive or else imma riot :|
misanthropic_one 3
It should have been you that was run over, you narcissistic pea-brained worthless ****.
EDGE1095 20
Can you contact him and give us an update on the dog?
FireweedWarrior 4
You should always be carefuel backing out , but if somebody you know has a pet be extra careful since you can miss seeing them. My grandparents have a cat and I ALWAYS look under the car since he likes to hide under there.
Carl Casull 1
most men deserve to be run over. he was lucky it was just his dog.
Carl Casull 1
most men deserve to be run over. he was lucky it was just his dog.
Carl Casull 1
most men deserve to be run over. he was lucky it was just his dog.