Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I'd trusted that he and his ex were “co-parenting” a dog that he and his ex adopted while they were together and nothing more was happening. His ex is pregnant and he’s the father. He insists that he doesn’t love her anymore and it was a “mistake.” He wants me to take him back. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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gosh_mate 30
You seriously deserve this... F his life for being broken up with and having his dog run over in one day.
dolphinlvr7 24
What if a kid was there?! Anytime someone waves their arms frantically and yells stop while you are driving, you should probably stop. And poor dog :(
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Comments (169)
jbivens1992 17
Even if he was trying to make up, dont you think theres a more mature/less psycho bitch way to face that than to peel out and murder a dog? The hell is your problem?
doodlesdork 7
I officially hate you and I have never met you.
siyca 13
Maybe next time you can get your head out of your ass and stop, you moron.
KittyLahv 27
I really don't care if I get downvoted, but Jesus, that's really harsh. You're acting like she was on a mission to run his dog over. Why do you think she posted this on FML? It was an accident. It still sucks that she didn't listen and that the dog had to pay the price.
shadowdragon0820 20
I swear to god that dog better be okay. You deserve 10 times what you did to that dog.
HonestPie 10
I hate you and you didn't even break up with me and run over my dog.
StarkWolf_fml 23
did you two break up due to lack of communication?
sparkledoge 29
What's wrong with you ??? When you're backing out of somewhere with a car and someone yells stop you stop. You're driving tons of metal, being like "i'm gonna ignore the panicked stop because it comes from my now ex boyfriend" is really dumb. Imagine if there had been a child walking behind your car ? You would have seriously injured or killed a child ??? You're not only an idiot, you're a dangerous one too.
cmadrg12 1
Asshole.
TyrantOverSeer 13
I just ******* shed a tear for that dude