Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
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Top comments
Shartie 16
Maybe you should meat a better boyfriend?
AlwaysWatching 27
Put something horrible in his food. Or feed him Spam.
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Comments (216)
Ninja0718 8
Your boyfriend is a totally Ass hole
NyxWrath 20
your boyfriend sounds like an arse.. time for a new one
beanthemouse 13
I bet there are gonna be some people here saying "Don't worry and just have a steak!". I am a meat eater and I say telling a vegetarian to eat meat or to sneak meat into their diet is disgusting. My boyfriend is a vegetarian and that does not make him any less cool and I would never do such a horrid thing! I even would not eat meat in front of him. This could have been fatal if the person was veg due to allergies! But obviously to some people it is worth it... Just so they can eat meat... Some people are veg because of religion, and you should never force someone to go against their beleifs. Like telling a Christian to stop celebrating Christmas! Its barbaric! Even if she was veg for the sake of "saving" animals, it is not right to force someone to eat meat when they do not want it. And people say crazy vegetarians are bad, look at how mean some meat eaters can be! Just live and let live, eat and let eat! Besides, oreos are vegan, cannot argue with oreos XD OP, I suggest you kick him in the meat and break up with the ********. Find a vegetarian guy (just not a PETA guy) or a guy who would not do that.
KittehFreak 25
Ask yourself: is he still worth it after messing with your lifestyle? If he is, great, but damn he has to be a really good guy. If he isn't, drop him. Drop him and don't look back.
Unreal_reality 1
find out how long he has been doing this and tell him no sex for the amount of time he has done it. 2 years of this means 2 years of no sex
intheairtonight 3
...I'll be honest, I would never speak to him again. But that's just me.
nevereyes 31
You as a person may be bothered by what he did but your body would probably thank him.
hazelgrace2 2
wouldn't you know the taste of meat t realized he had been feeding it to you
funzoneplanet 7
What a douch
taty_j 1
try being a vegan and let mr know the difference