Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
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Top comments
Shartie 16
Maybe you should meat a better boyfriend?
AlwaysWatching 27
Put something horrible in his food. Or feed him Spam.
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Comments (216)
Dynamite73 25
Why are people vegetarian? What purpose does it serve?
gingerlover01 24
leave him he needs to respect you
Cavsfodawin 21
Well are you christian? It may seem unrelated, but if you are christian then you believe every thing was put on Earth for a reason. Animals were put here for us to eat. Also vegetarians/vegans (this is a proven fact btw) miss many nutrients to their brain, and are more likely to get dementia.
HopeisaPanda 12
My friend wants to go vegan but it was too hard to do all at once. So she started off with being a vegetarian. I would never do that I'm not interested in becoming vegan but that's such a jerk move, and I'm assuming you dumped someone that would disrespect you just because it's funny.
ShockingEmber 7
that's messed up! why would someone do that?!?
Dusclops2002 9
That's kinda a dick move, some people really care about not eating meat.
fookmyleaf 13
funny part is she has been actually liking food the past 2 years ?
Hempseed 27
Play this ******** at his own game. Cook an Impossible or Beyond Burger, put it on a vegan, gluten free bun with some vegan cheese on it and tell him it's a standard cheeseburger. Maybe throw in some veggie bacon for good measure.