Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
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Shartie 16
Maybe you should meat a better boyfriend?
AlwaysWatching 27
Put something horrible in his food. Or feed him Spam.
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Comments (216)
rinagail 2
I dont care who you are...that's just funny right there...my sister use to hate deer meat...me and my dad would always fix it and say it was beef...lmao...she loved it...and now she eats it willingly...realized it was stupid...its not killing her
lucyroxmasox 4
That is terrible! That was her own personal choice and her own father, who should always support her decisions went behind her back and did the one thing she didn't want him to do!! How could find that funny?!?! How would like it if you mentioned that you didn't like spiders, so your father decided to put ground spiders in your food every night?
Sirriddler 3
Sorry but that would be an instant dumping level offence for me. The total lack of respect there is just breathtaking.
Chibi_Kitten 24
O.o are you still with that a-hole? Just to ruin his joke, you should mention that there are several categories of vegetarian, and as long as it isn't red meat, you would still have a vegetarian attached to your diet description..fyl though..and your boyfriend for being so immature.
thunderniron 22
That's just messed up. Thinking it's time to kick him to the curb.
Llama_Face89 34
While I don't agree with what OPs boyfriend did (Everyone is entitled to their own opinions no matter how nonsensical) but if we weren't meant to eat meat we wouldn't have the equipment for it.
Levvy 22
We also have the necessary equipment for ripping strangers' throats out with our teeth (namely, well, teeth). Please go ahead and defend this too.
Merylwen 24
We're humans so we eat meat, that's it. You can choose not to and that's fine, even though it's not natural it can work for some people and you can do whatever you want with your life. Nothing wrong with eating meat and nothing wrong with being a vegetarian. There really is no need for a debate so please don't start one.
Chasing_fml 5
Ex-boyfriend?
xvrhdez 5
Please tell me how he manage to do that, my sister is driving me nuts with her vegetarian bullshit...xD
Merylwen 24
Just explain to your sister that her choices are only hers and that she shouldn't push them on others. That also means you should respect her life choice as long as she remains healthy.
waaaaaat 1
He's right you know, the boyfriend. You claim to be a vegetarian, but could not tell that you were eating meat? How? meat is a taste that is easy to distinguish from vegetarian products. YDI
Imperial_Scum 3
What a horrible boyfriend!
lina21 12
That's jacked up, certainly a show of someone who doesn't feel much for you