Today, we were practicing figure drawing in art class. Our regular model didn't show up, so our teacher pulled someone out of study hall. And who did she pick? My ex-boyfriend, who stalked me after our breakup, which resulted in a nervous breakdown that put me in therapy. It was a long class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after some filing mistakes, and a lot of waiting on hold, I'm finally registered for Spring classes. I was ready to enjoy this term, until I found out that my ex, who was forced into therapy after he threatened to kill me, is in half of my classes. FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, I was in art class in which we were drawing mythical creatures. I spent the entire hour and a half drawing a Minotaur, which turned out extremely well. It turned out so well that the teacher thought I had traced it, and told me to start over right before the bell rang. FML
Today, while I was at the doctor's looking nasty and sick, I ran into my ex. He was my first boyfriend and he cheated on me the whole time, and then left me. I went into a room with my friend while we were waiting and told her EVERYTHING about him. Turns out everyone heard me, INCLUDING HIM. Now I have to see him tomorrow. FML
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML
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yewzd 0
As revenge, draw the penis every small.
FFML_314 12
How did your drawing turn out?
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Comments (69)
Brittneyyyy 7
How awkward!
madmadd 0
lol that's creepy
starile 20
I know! That class-- it was so long! omg
gooBUZZ 0
Wait, #22 is that supposed to be funny? Just curious...
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
this reminds me of when i was in pottery class with patrick swayze, it was a LONG class for all the right reasons...
GigglePony 13
Get owned.
Darraghscoot 0
Nervous breakdowns only happen to those that or mentally weak or have had a past trauma in their life.
kindlystfupls 0
maybe her ex bf was the one who caused the trauma and that's the reason he is her ex?
labratory5 0
pussy
mamamiaaa_fml 12
nothing you haven't seen before.cc.
moosemonkey1000 6
YDI for being over-dramatic.
fakeaccountX 6
Was this nude modeling? If so what the hell kind of school do you go to where they're like "Hey student, I know you're busy studying, but we need you to go get naked for an art class real quick."
fightingkittens 39
Past trauma includes creepy stalker exes, 27. You don't need to insult the OP.
rickilynn 0
that's scary. fyl.
Cyosaric 0
Did you clean his butthole?
AAShah 0
Revenge sex anyone?
FFML_314 12
How did your drawing turn out?
yewzd 0
As revenge, draw the penis every small.
FAILml 7
roflmao WIN^^
stfuscrub420 0
I think art class is a pretty cool guy. eh stalks ex-girlfriend and doesnt afraid of anything.
unidentified_sta 5
Not really how that one works, sorry please don't try again
FFML_314 12
I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say your shirt is on backwards.
stfuscrub420 0
i dont understand
mamamiaaa_fml 12
Neither do we.
DocBastard 40
Holy shit! Even my Idiot-English translation engine is having difficulty with this one. I'm going to put it in and see what comes out. *whir* *wheeze* *clunk* *ZzzzzZZZzz* "I think the guy was pretty cool to be in the same art class as OP. He has probably gotten over his ex-girlfriend and isn't afraid of being perceived as a stalker." Um...that's the best I could come up with. It's either that or stfuscrub dropped acid just prior to commenting.
Sinkhole 26
It's just a 4chan Internet meme called 'pretty cool guy'. Although, stfuscrub probably did drop acid prior to commenting.
mrahhhhh 21
#6: Is English your first language? I hope not. OP: Shoulda said out loud "Teacher, get somebody else to model. Trust me, he has absolutely nothing worth drawing on him."
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
WIN!
VALAM 0
Double win!!
Musk_fml 0
sucked in. oh god I'm lonely....
mamamiaaa_fml 12
Awhaa? And lonely? How can you be lonely when I'm right here?!
Cyosaric 0
I'm gay
xStiina 0
picture perfect.
Bishop181 0
Drink a big cup of cement dear and Harden the F$#k up!
aardvarkish 17
Not quite how I would have said that, but same advice.
tylermyer 0
I like it