Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
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Top comments
Shartie 16
Maybe you should meat a better boyfriend?
AlwaysWatching 27
Put something horrible in his food. Or feed him Spam.
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Comments (216)
FuruFlames 2
Vegetarian here, what an absolute little prick. Dump that bitch.
Skyzeri 20
As a vegan, my heart would be broken. You don't need someone betraying you like that; he completely disregarded all of your beliefs and efforts.
Levvy 22
Probably the same way you secretly feed someone anything else, by depositing tiny quantities of it in something else. It really baffles me how many commenters seem to be struggling to comprehend this. Maybe they've never had to sneak foul-tasting pills into food for a pet before.
22milesaway 13
Time to DTMF.
an3ph 20
Be sure you get proper nutrition, OP. Being vegetarian can get you in real trouble.
Merylwen 24
I think that my boyfriend would do that if I was a vegetarian, out of worry for my health. It looks like yours was just being a dick though, so FYL.
beanthemouse 13
You can be vegetarian and still be healthy .-.
Merylwen 24
Not everyone does and only some people can.
EffyFails 18
that's disrespectful and could actually make you ill. get rid of that dick
JJ_86 22
FYL for having a immature bf. But on the plus side, you ate some real food,
JJ_86 22
FYL for having a immature bf. But on the plus side, you ate some real food,
JJ_86 22
Lol double post. FML
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Dump him. He's a passive aggressive little twat who doesn't respect your decisions.