Today, I submitted my first app review. It was for Pocket Podiatrist: the DIY Guide to Foot Surgery. 1/5 stars. Would not recommend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally left a one-star review for my doctor’s office. I mentioned my doctor was epic, but called them out on their poor billing practices. I got a call saying my awesome doctor actually owns the clinic. My next appointment is going to be so awkward. FML
Today, I went to see a podiatrist, two weeks after having major surgery on my abdomen, only to be told I might need surgery on my foot. FML
Today, I uploaded the first chapter of my best writing yet to a popular writing website. After ten minutes, I was thrilled to already see one review and five comments. Each comment was telling me to immediately delete the story because of how horrible it was. The rating was half a star. FML
Today, after I found a mental help app that I actually liked, it referred me to a doctor after only two days of using it. FML
Today, I accidentally posted an extensive, negative review of the gynecologist I visited earlier this week. I messed up and posted it from my work's customer service email, so now it looks like the large, well-known company I work for had a poor gynecological experience. FML
Today, I posted a review, on a strictly anonymous site, about a doctor I went to see for my anxiety but who actually made me worse. A while later, the same doctor called my home phone, addressed me by my full name and threatened to sue me for slander if I didn't take down the review. All of which was 100% true. FML
Today, I went to the doctor about my bruised runners toes. She was inexperienced when It came to athletic injuries, so she googled my condition. I just paid to have her tell me exactly what I had already just googled before I left for my appointment. FML
Today, years after I stepped on a nail and had the wound stitched, I got an X-ray. I've had serious trouble walking, and it turns out I had 2.5 inches of nail living in the sole of my foot, stabbing up into my ankle joint. I now need major surgery. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get my ingrown toenail removed. The doctors put me on a little surgery table and told me to relax. They then injected anesthetic into my toe four times and used a pair of scissors to slowly cut through my nail. Only, the anesthetic hadn't started to work just yet. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
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Tripartita 45
Oh, what a fantastic photo FML! This caption was clearly conceived of by a genius who demands the highest accolades for their comic ingenuity!
SeveralLake 18
Why the ****
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Comments (21)
SeveralLake 18
Why the ****
jakewill7 7
You might want to go to the doctor next time
AustinDenton 22
That app just sounds like a bad idea
Shadow9876 19
I thought FML's had to be true.
Jared900DUmpling 30
I remember upvoting that comment, so glad it won. Congrats tripartita!
Tripartita 45
Oh, what a fantastic photo FML! This caption was clearly conceived of by a genius who demands the highest accolades for their comic ingenuity!
stangbang92 17
I sense sarcasm.
james_logan 19
#9, he captioned the photo
Zanquis 22
I would recommend the: "Humor for Dummy's" App. It might safe us some pain. If that fails I have some other app to try until we hit the 5 star ratings.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Tripartita always comes up with the funniest things. I aspire to be that hilarious.
DarkPrinceT 3
I'll admit, this one was pretty good. But still give us a dislike button like you have on all of the other FML's.
rutuu92 14
tbh I've been disappointed with these. Can you at least change the "well spotted" to "your life sucks", because the whole well spotted thing is really killing the vibe. IMHO that change alone will make it better.
rutuu92 14
Oh, and like the other guy said, a dislike button would be useful for constructive criticism.